You do right by me, and I guarantee I'll do right by you. But please, please don't turn me into a nun. I'm not that kind of girl. I've got a reputation. Around town I'm known as microwave Jane because they say I heat up faster than any micro. And when the fire chief visited, he wrote up a new code, and made me wear a smoke alarm between my thighs. And then the Coast Guard, he said that I was creating tsunamis in my waterbed. And then the Pope visited, said I was the only person on earth that had been on my knees more times than he had. Now the president's filed a restraining order claiming I have a romantic interest in the Washington Monument. Oh, you men can be so vicious. Look at me! Just look at me! Do I look like that type of girl?
—from Plumbers Don't Wear Ties, a game by Kirin Entertainment
Active since December 11, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2068. | ph (phmi) | 72.30 | 97% | 2018-01-01 |
| 2069. | Falerian (rifleon) | 72.29 | 96% | 2018-06-27 |
| 2070. | sam (grommok) | 72.29 | 96% | 2018-11-20 |
| 2071. | Toda (mobilebreeze) | 72.22 | 97% | 2018-07-17 |
| 2072. | Jonathan (thouy) | 72.21 | 97% | 2020-04-19 |
| 2073. | harman (harman) | 72.20 | 96% | 2019-08-13 |
| 2074. | Csabi (csabaradi) | 72.17 | 97% | 2018-12-30 |
| 2075. | glerou (tudesci) | 72.16 | 98% | 2020-11-04 |
| 2076. | Huang (nvnqsr) | 72.14 | 97% | 2018-12-31 |
| 2077. | Δήμιος (dimos21) | 72.11 | 94% | 2018-01-22 |
| 2078. | David (db2009) | 72.04 | 96% | 2018-12-18 |
| 2079. | Adam (venroy) | 71.99 | 96% | 2018-10-16 |
| 2080. | ed72 (ed72) | 71.99 | 99% | 2019-10-02 |
| 2081. | donald balls (swag_man_unli... | 71.94 | 96% | 2020-04-23 |
| 2082. | Johan (oxpost) | 71.94 | 96% | 2019-01-29 |
| 2083. | Gaurav (dudeijustwanttobebob) | 71.92 | 97% | 2019-03-12 |
| 2084. | Ryan (direwolf05) | 71.87 | 96% | 2020-09-26 |
| 2085. | Marshi (audeus) | 71.86 | 96% | 2018-09-08 |
| 2086. | tstats[ilaghardcore] (ilagh... | 71.82 | 95% | 2019-07-31 |
| 2087. | Beddytear (beddytear) | 71.81 | 96% | 2020-04-18 |
| 2088. | Jesse (jessechugaga) | 71.73 | 95% | 2018-08-20 |
| 2089. | Xnox (xnox) | 71.73 | 96% | 2019-08-15 |
| 2090. | Nikki (haiitsnikki) | 71.70 | 97% | 2019-11-22 |
| 2091. | Dingli (dinglichao) | 71.69 | 96% | 2018-04-26 |
| 2092. | Galatia (xisnyang) | 71.66 | 95% | 2019-09-15 |
| 2093. | Khoi (khoitran) | 71.62 | 98% | 2019-03-08 |
| 2094. | Hello (pancakeparlour) | 71.60 | 95% | 2018-05-30 |
| 2095. | I choke evrytiem (sandelius) | 71.59 | 97% | 2018-03-06 |
| 2096. | matthew (fastertyperthanyou) | 71.58 | 97% | 2018-05-11 |
| 2097. | AppleBucking (apple_bucking) | 71.56 | 95% | 2018-10-29 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,032 | 97.79 | December 11, 2017 |
| New English Texts | 3 | 109.26 | November 22, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 83.84 | March 12, 2021 |
| Video Games | 2 | 92.69 | November 23, 2020 |
| Instant Death Mode | 2 | 131.95 | November 14, 2020 |