The only preventive thing I do is wash clothes after buying them in a thrift shop - this after catching crabs from a pair of used pants. I was in my midtwenties at the time and probably would have itched myself all the way to the bone had a friend not taken me to a drugstore.
—from When You Are Engulfed in Flames, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 23019. | Matt (inedibility) | 78.23 | 95.2% | 2021-02-01 |
| 23020. | Can't (canitypeatall) | 78.23 | 96% | 2023-01-27 |
| 23021. | Hamburgahh (hamburgahh) | 78.23 | 96% | 2018-12-18 |
| 23022. | Chan (chanex03) | 78.23 | 97% | 2022-03-11 |
| 23023. | iknnknkn (darknessdone) | 78.23 | 96% | 2016-08-09 |
| 23024. | Gordon (crazyjugglerdrummer) | 78.23 | 89% | 2013-03-17 |
| 23025. | eve (everest1) | 78.22 | 97% | 2019-10-06 |
| 23026. | Name1994 (username_12342) | 78.22 | 95.8% | 2023-10-14 |
| 23027. | Ilya (defenderone) | 78.22 | 98% | 2022-04-22 |
| 23028. | Viktoras (haeven) | 78.22 | 94% | 2022-02-20 |
| 23029. | Zachary (zjroote) | 78.22 | 98% | 2021-11-15 |
| 23030. | quoshi (quoshi) | 78.22 | 96.2% | 2021-02-20 |
| 23031. | burn (burn2nd) | 78.22 | 97% | 2013-04-22 |
| 23032. | Sam (sam2399) | 78.22 | 98% | 2017-08-28 |
| 23033. | Q (gh40402) | 78.22 | 95% | 2016-01-31 |
| 23034. | Stefan (stefanbm) | 78.22 | 98% | 2021-09-12 |
| 23035. | Debdip Das (dipto_debdip) | 78.21 | 96% | 2022-08-11 |
| 23036. | Capablanca (capablanca373) | 78.21 | 97% | 2020-11-11 |
| 23037. | Tukang (tukang) | 78.21 | 99% | 2012-07-17 |
| 23038. | ไมค์ (snthsnth) | 78.21 | 96% | 2013-11-18 |
| 23039. | Chance (chances019) | 78.21 | 97% | 2015-01-09 |
| 23040. | Zach (zachj47) | 78.20 | 98% | 2021-05-03 |
| 23041. | Roman (snoozed) | 78.20 | 98% | 2018-08-09 |
| 23042. | Mario (babbarey) | 78.20 | — | 2009-10-06 |
| 23043. | Adi (executor) | 78.20 | 95% | 2011-11-08 |
| 23044. | Jerrylee Isaac (jerryleeisaac) | 78.20 | 92% | 2016-01-23 |
| 23045. | Kamiye (kamiye) | 78.20 | 94% | 2016-10-17 |
| 23046. | prophet muhammad (fucboi) | 78.19 | 95% | 2016-03-01 |
| 23047. | khalil (khalilfa) | 78.19 | 96% | 2022-01-25 |
| 23048. | Charles (charlesod) | 78.19 | 97.9% | 2021-01-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 133,371 | 85.51 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 321 | 81.91 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 4 | 48.47 | January 25, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 1 | 47.66 | July 22, 2022 |