As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8599. | Paul (wildwhitenacho) | 87.24 | 98% | 2018-08-30 |
| 8600. | Matthew (kylehyde) | 87.24 | 97% | 2021-11-16 |
| 8601. | Vela (somkungza) | 87.24 | 98% | 2023-02-04 |
| 8602. | Thunder (jebanegash) | 87.24 | 96% | 2023-03-25 |
| 8603. | Johnny (jharold) | 87.24 | 98% | 2021-05-02 |
| 8604. | Avery (avylazyboy) | 87.24 | 97% | 2016-06-14 |
| 8605. | Benjamin (xlr8or) | 87.23 | 98% | 2021-11-08 |
| 8606. | sdr4wkc48 (sdr4wkc48) | 87.23 | 97% | 2022-09-12 |
| 8607. | Brian (herroly) | 87.23 | 98% | 2021-01-11 |
| 8608. | Mhm (mhmbarko) | 87.22 | 97% | 2022-12-07 |
| 8609. | active_echo (active_echo) | 87.22 | 98% | 2024-02-13 |
| 8610. | mostfuriousracer (mostfurious) | 87.22 | 95.6% | 2023-12-21 |
| 8611. | Conor (magevonor) | 87.22 | 97% | 2021-04-25 |
| 8612. | wkwk (mocheeezzz) | 87.22 | 98% | 2021-08-14 |
| 8613. | Keagan (ngerks) | 87.22 | 98% | 2023-06-01 |
| 8614. | Kazuki (kabukiman) | 87.22 | 97% | 2021-12-24 |
| 8615. | ash (bbbeansprout) | 87.21 | 98% | 2025-04-18 |
| 8616. | John (jtasher3) | 87.21 | 97.5% | 2024-04-13 |
| 8617. | Zero (kaminari_zero) | 87.21 | 98% | 2024-06-04 |
| 8618. | Thomas (ctrlbadger) | 87.21 | 95.8% | 2023-06-17 |
| 8619. | Southside (dinotoad) | 87.21 | 97% | 2018-12-13 |
| 8620. | Jawon (jawon) | 87.21 | 92% | 2017-04-12 |
| 8621. | ʞunɯz (zmunk) | 87.21 | 99% | 2017-09-11 |
| 8622. | Ivan (c0rn) | 87.20 | 98.6% | 2024-05-31 |
| 8623. | Wasiq (qisaw) | 87.20 | 97% | 2024-07-24 |
| 8624. | God (jpaul100) | 87.20 | 97% | 2022-07-08 |
| 8625. | Gjn (_gjn) | 87.20 | 98% | 2019-07-05 |
| 8626. | Rickshaw (rickshawrubio) | 87.19 | 97% | 2022-08-22 |
| 8627. | tstats[beedi] (beedi) | 87.19 | 96.4% | 2024-07-02 |
| 8628. | name999 (name_999) | 87.19 | 96% | 2021-01-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |