So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 18521. | Nick (megacrapkin) | 70.81 | 89% | 2014-11-16 |
| 18522. | Jeremy (flail) | 70.81 | 97% | 2018-03-13 |
| 18523. | Batman (blewris) | 70.81 | 94% | 2014-01-30 |
| 18524. | Aryav (aryav123) | 70.81 | 94% | 2021-12-25 |
| 18525. | Lincoln (soupyy34) | 70.81 | 95% | 2021-11-03 |
| 18526. | AugustSK (augu2236) | 70.81 | 97% | 2019-02-25 |
| 18527. | Justin (justxn) | 70.81 | 96% | 2020-01-03 |
| 18528. | Hezú (denekrad) | 70.81 | — | 2009-12-20 |
| 18529. | Jammy (jammyj0) | 70.81 | 90% | 2016-01-25 |
| 18530. | Vaibhav (kabir4991) | 70.80 | 98% | 2022-01-29 |
| 18531. | Chuck (sleeplessmusic) | 70.80 | 92% | 2016-02-13 |
| 18532. | Julia (mantitties) | 70.80 | 96% | 2016-01-18 |
| 18533. | Ricky (noxstilez) | 70.80 | 89% | 2014-12-08 |
| 18534. | Simone (motonacciu) | 70.80 | 98% | 2016-05-21 |
| 18535. | Eric (rzepkae) | 70.80 | 98% | 2011-08-03 |
| 18536. | melhim (melhimshaker3) | 70.80 | 98% | 2012-03-19 |
| 18537. | NOJ8 (noj8) | 70.79 | 95% | 2021-11-04 |
| 18538. | Anshul (ansh5790) | 70.79 | 96% | 2019-05-30 |
| 18539. | Teemu (torava) | 70.79 | — | 2009-02-26 |
| 18540. | Piemboon (piemboons) | 70.79 | 96% | 2015-01-19 |
| 18541. | Dons (dinar) | 70.79 | 87% | 2014-03-31 |
| 18542. | Vilmer (vien0701) | 70.78 | 96% | 2021-04-10 |
| 18543. | Serguk (serguk) | 70.78 | 98% | 2016-09-02 |
| 18544. | 5YearOld (yoshirin) | 70.78 | 95% | 2012-05-28 |
| 18545. | Pedro (pelohi) | 70.78 | 92% | 2015-01-25 |
| 18546. | mo (bbchee) | 70.77 | 96% | 2022-12-13 |
| 18547. | Alfie (alfiefogg) | 70.77 | 98% | 2021-12-13 |
| 18548. | MonCaT (moncat) | 70.77 | — | 2009-06-07 |
| 18549. | Dawson (dawsonmoore) | 70.77 | — | 2009-08-18 |
| 18550. | Edrees (joker80) | 70.77 | 96% | 2011-08-29 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |