As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 23365. | Antoine (thequantumnova) | 53.29 | 87% | 2016-04-14 |
| 23366. | Alberto (albertonl) | 53.29 | 97% | 2021-03-03 |
| 23367. | Jacob (jdunne1025) | 53.29 | 93.4% | 2021-02-15 |
| 23368. | Get (get_out) | 53.29 | 92% | 2017-03-29 |
| 23369. | Dann1boi (notdaniel69420) | 53.28 | 95% | 2020-12-17 |
| 23370. | Ather (ath3r) | 53.28 | 94% | 2020-09-03 |
| 23371. | Shivam (shivam543) | 53.28 | 95% | 2015-06-16 |
| 23372. | peepeepoopoo (frakaktacarrot) | 53.27 | 93.9% | 2021-01-31 |
| 23373. | Devil (nohtyp) | 53.27 | 91% | 2015-07-17 |
| 23374. | Mohamed (kogo) | 53.27 | 89% | 2015-08-31 |
| 23375. | m (hojrak) | 53.26 | 98% | 2015-12-21 |
| 23376. | Pt78 (pt_seventyeight) | 53.25 | 97% | 2022-08-25 |
| 23377. | mayonnaise (soobin4lyfe) | 53.24 | 95% | 2023-05-26 |
| 23378. | Marwan (marwan_esam) | 53.24 | 93% | 2022-01-30 |
| 23379. | Keshav (typingtitan) | 53.24 | 95% | 2021-05-04 |
| 23380. | Bao (dbao1410) | 53.24 | 93% | 2021-03-21 |
| 23381. | Gevorg (thespeedruner) | 53.23 | 95% | 2023-02-04 |
| 23382. | John (happyguy2000) | 53.23 | 98% | 2023-04-29 |
| 23383. | Dilli (dilliraj) | 53.23 | 97% | 2017-12-17 |
| 23384. | Bitum (bitfiles) | 53.22 | 99% | 2022-02-03 |
| 23385. | Abhishek (munagekar) | 53.22 | 96% | 2015-08-26 |
| 23386. | tstats[mozra3] (mozra3) | 53.21 | 94% | 2021-11-18 |
| 23387. | Raj (king_vegeta) | 53.21 | 97% | 2023-03-20 |
| 23388. | Jonathan (ronothan) | 53.21 | 94% | 2017-01-25 |
| 23389. | SukyColemak (sukythedog) | 53.20 | 96% | 2020-10-17 |
| 23390. | Nithya (nemonemo) | 53.20 | 90% | 2016-05-04 |
| 23391. | Shadman Al (srafid) | 53.20 | 94% | 2022-04-23 |
| 23392. | Keen (glock23slinger) | 53.20 | 96% | 2021-03-07 |
| 23393. | Ucuv (ucuvlee) | 53.20 | 95% | 2015-11-25 |
| 23394. | Karen (karenf) | 53.20 | 90% | 2016-03-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |