The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3876. | Great sandwich (jumpsh0t) | 59.31 | — | 2010-07-09 |
| 3877. | rufus (rufus6409) | 59.30 | 90% | 2016-11-04 |
| 3878. | Water (jeffersonjap) | 59.30 | 94% | 2018-11-07 |
| 3879. | Noah (nmeimoun) | 59.29 | 95% | 2023-07-31 |
| 3880. | Daddy (pep1) | 59.29 | 95% | 2017-07-28 |
| 3881. | Thang (thangnh) | 59.29 | 96% | 2020-01-14 |
| 3882. | Vincentius (kinikiz) | 59.29 | 88% | 2015-07-28 |
| 3883. | gurzil (gurzil) | 59.29 | 96% | 2019-10-05 |
| 3884. | Pawan (pawan1991) | 59.29 | — | 2010-02-11 |
| 3885. | thoai (thoaitien00) | 59.29 | — | 2010-12-04 |
| 3886. | ken (kenneth) | 59.29 | — | 2008-12-12 |
| 3887. | Raaed (raaed_23) | 59.28 | 91% | 2015-12-02 |
| 3888. | zloac (zloac) | 59.27 | 93% | 2023-08-14 |
| 3889. | Camel (bandar314@yahoo.com) | 59.27 | 95% | 2017-07-20 |
| 3890. | Woraphol (woraphol) | 59.27 | 90% | 2016-12-19 |
| 3891. | Alex (sanya123) | 59.27 | 94% | 2017-03-25 |
| 3892. | Crstl (crstltale) | 59.26 | 95% | 2015-06-05 |
| 3893. | Opu (samops) | 59.26 | 96% | 2022-03-25 |
| 3894. | Tyler (mikeandike) | 59.26 | 94% | 2012-03-12 |
| 3895. | Dung (daikadungdo) | 59.26 | — | 2010-06-18 |
| 3896. | Dilli (dilliraj) | 59.26 | 98% | 2017-07-06 |
| 3897. | z (zivry) | 59.26 | — | 2009-07-11 |
| 3898. | boo (lolitsme) | 59.25 | 96% | 2018-08-09 |
| 3899. | ikon (ikon) | 59.25 | — | 2010-02-06 |
| 3900. | Kyle (quicksinner) | 59.24 | 96% | 2016-08-07 |
| 3901. | Iqbal (qblfrb) | 59.24 | 96% | 2018-04-11 |
| 3902. | C. (roye7758) | 59.24 | — | 2010-04-18 |
| 3903. | aladins (aladinsmonkey) | 59.24 | 94% | 2016-03-16 |
| 3904. | Masood (004993) | 59.24 | 97% | 2011-09-21 |
| 3905. | Moaz (mo3adh) | 59.23 | 94% | 2021-12-22 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |