I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9848. | Jerry (jmurphy19) | 86.90 | 98% | 2025-06-05 |
| 9849. | jason (grino) | 86.90 | 95% | 2016-06-23 |
| 9850. | Sam (sleeptoken) | 86.90 | 97% | 2023-11-13 |
| 9851. | (razor11223344) | 86.90 | 98% | 2021-05-22 |
| 9852. | Deus (deusseb) | 86.90 | 95% | 2020-10-23 |
| 9853. | Boris (bb667) | 86.90 | 96% | 2020-03-14 |
| 9854. | Vytautas (brain5ide) | 86.90 | 98% | 2015-07-29 |
| 9855. | Febreeze (madlibs) | 86.90 | 90% | 2015-04-23 |
| 9856. | DwWRIter (dwwriter) | 86.89 | 98% | 2025-03-22 |
| 9857. | Nathan (craizar) | 86.89 | 98% | 2021-08-28 |
| 9858. | FlyingFlamingo (deinna222) | 86.88 | 96% | 2015-10-02 |
| 9859. | Benderin0 (benderin0) | 86.88 | 97% | 2024-01-31 |
| 9860. | JIMMY (jimmy06) | 86.88 | 97.4% | 2024-07-30 |
| 9861. | Melvin (melli06) | 86.87 | 99% | 2020-05-29 |
| 9862. | House V (housev) | 86.87 | 97% | 2016-11-19 |
| 9863. | Notez (notez) | 86.87 | 94% | 2015-10-04 |
| 9864. | Gordon (gordonxu) | 86.86 | 98% | 2023-06-14 |
| 9865. | tstats[ymagunn] (ymagunn) | 86.86 | 96% | 2024-07-30 |
| 9866. | cheer (charliewi) | 86.86 | 97% | 2022-12-31 |
| 9867. | Ninja (diejkonpog) | 86.86 | 96% | 2021-02-15 |
| 9868. | theaveragedude (the_avg_dude) | 86.86 | 98% | 2021-10-24 |
| 9869. | Guts (noob_06) | 86.86 | 98% | 2017-07-10 |
| 9870. | Dramadix (dramadix) | 86.85 | 97.5% | 2024-05-15 |
| 9871. | Elia (ganmen) | 86.85 | 98% | 2020-05-03 |
| 9872. | Michael (mchu519) | 86.85 | 96% | 2021-08-24 |
| 9873. | Tobie (tobberd) | 86.85 | 97% | 2018-02-20 |
| 9874. | asdf (rushlync) | 86.85 | 96.6% | 2024-08-22 |
| 9875. | Michael (punkkoala) | 86.85 | 97% | 2015-06-18 |
| 9876. | West (westqt) | 86.85 | 94% | 2016-10-23 |
| 9877. | Red (dealbreaker) | 86.84 | 98% | 2023-05-29 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |