And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 38481. | Anton (1hatedfate) | 34.23 | — | 2010-09-26 |
| 38482. | NotReallyBry (notreallybry) | 34.22 | 94.4% | 2023-10-12 |
| 38483. | Ahmad (af_alem) | 34.22 | 88% | 2015-02-26 |
| 38484. | Alex (belotual) | 34.21 | 86% | 2012-06-29 |
| 38485. | Cmrprgn (christynenangin) | 34.18 | 79% | 2016-04-30 |
| 38486. | anita (anitasaini) | 34.15 | — | 2009-07-25 |
| 38487. | z (zzallin) | 34.12 | 93% | 2022-10-03 |
| 38488. | oatmeal (oatmeal) | 34.10 | — | 2009-10-27 |
| 38489. | johnny (bloody) | 34.05 | — | 2009-02-04 |
| 38490. | rony (rony1987) | 33.98 | 93% | 2012-01-02 |
| 38491. | Quang (lasada123) | 33.96 | 90% | 2012-04-18 |
| 38492. | CH3V (ch3v) | 33.93 | 77% | 2014-03-16 |
| 38493. | Kaitey (pinkpanther) | 33.85 | — | 2009-04-28 |
| 38494. | girl love dvorak (chris_dvo... | 33.83 | 93% | 2022-07-07 |
| 38495. | Kushal (saha_003) | 33.81 | 95% | 2021-09-10 |
| 38496. | ceris (ceris1) | 33.81 | 95% | 2013-02-05 |
| 38497. | D (diego) | 33.73 | — | 2008-10-22 |
| 38498. | Heart (gurpreet62) | 33.66 | 94% | 2012-03-11 |
| 38499. | Anej (anejzver) | 33.62 | 94% | 2017-07-25 |
| 38500. | teena (teena009) | 33.56 | 88% | 2012-03-29 |
| 38501. | Daniel (aznphil56) | 33.53 | 92% | 2014-02-07 |
| 38502. | Morningstar (morningstarxua... | 33.52 | 90% | 2014-09-22 |
| 38503. | profesor (profesorce) | 33.51 | 91% | 2021-01-29 |
| 38504. | Ian (wing2359930) | 33.49 | 96% | 2019-02-19 |
| 38505. | pratyush (pratyush96) | 33.44 | 94% | 2015-09-28 |
| 38506. | Josh (exile22) | 33.34 | 74% | 2016-11-07 |
| 38507. | Eritai (echri51) | 33.31 | 97% | 2018-08-05 |
| 38508. | NiKi (nikaki) | 33.30 | 92% | 2013-12-20 |
| 38509. | alexxxxxxxxxxxxx (sasssssha) | 33.26 | 98% | 2018-02-11 |
| 38510. | Tom (tomarran) | 33.25 | 89% | 2013-10-31 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |