So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 24326. | Drew (drew1008) | 61.15 | 94% | 2021-08-30 |
| 24327. | 鐘 (obarisk) | 61.15 | 97% | 2014-12-29 |
| 24328. | Robin (riddlely) | 61.15 | 92% | 2013-01-15 |
| 24329. | Spiffy (spiffymooge) | 61.15 | 95% | 2015-04-23 |
| 24330. | James (prejudice) | 61.15 | — | 2010-08-19 |
| 24331. | Franco (banco820) | 61.14 | 95% | 2021-03-18 |
| 24332. | Alexander (mralukos) | 61.14 | 97.7% | 2023-10-01 |
| 24333. | tstats[shanyg] (shanyg) | 61.14 | 96% | 2023-08-25 |
| 24334. | Alex (typeness_typeverdeen) | 61.14 | 95% | 2022-04-12 |
| 24335. | William (noticedq) | 61.14 | 93.9% | 2021-02-17 |
| 24336. | Rajan (purebrahman) | 61.14 | 98% | 2020-09-26 |
| 24337. | Aki (typewriter2003) | 61.14 | 96% | 2019-06-11 |
| 24338. | Suryadi (omega707) | 61.14 | — | 2010-12-14 |
| 24339. | Fhals (fhals) | 61.14 | 92% | 2014-11-11 |
| 24340. | sunshine (chellenyasmin) | 61.14 | 96% | 2015-10-15 |
| 24341. | Ali (ali110imdad) | 61.14 | 98% | 2019-08-06 |
| 24342. | Zoe (zoeerp) | 61.13 | — | 2008-11-29 |
| 24343. | NikitaM (nikm) | 61.13 | 96% | 2023-01-08 |
| 24344. | Pete (mciller) | 61.13 | 93% | 2022-12-01 |
| 24345. | Aang (dorjeaang) | 61.13 | 98% | 2021-01-06 |
| 24346. | sweaty fingers (kumis) | 61.13 | 95% | 2017-09-06 |
| 24347. | Dice (dice_li) | 61.13 | 91% | 2012-05-10 |
| 24348. | Steven (steven_s) | 61.13 | 99% | 2015-04-01 |
| 24349. | liang (pialiang) | 61.13 | — | 2008-12-25 |
| 24350. | Jasmine (jaya) | 61.13 | — | 2009-03-06 |
| 24351. | Ire (ire_of_suburbia) | 61.13 | 98% | 2018-03-19 |
| 24352. | yt.com @breadnjoos (gyringr... | 61.12 | 99% | 2022-03-09 |
| 24353. | MIke (mike110) | 61.12 | 97% | 2016-07-03 |
| 24354. | Joshua (conn24) | 61.12 | 96.5% | 2021-02-04 |
| 24355. | Mohammad (daretohackme) | 61.12 | 96% | 2020-12-29 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |