I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1877. | real (realscav) | 124.14 | 97.5% | 2023-10-02 |
| 1878. | anagolr (eagle0523) | 124.14 | 97% | 2017-02-25 |
| 1879. | Myriadia (mof10) | 124.13 | 99% | 2019-06-12 |
| 1880. | Clint (clint_kun) | 124.13 | 98.9% | 2025-01-16 |
| 1881. | washed typist (quackqq) | 124.12 | 96% | 2025-05-16 |
| 1882. | Bradon (safij) | 124.11 | 99.4% | 2025-05-01 |
| 1883. | Brenton (bajmorse) | 124.10 | 100% | 2019-08-22 |
| 1884. | ben (liubenjamin) | 124.09 | 98% | 2022-12-12 |
| 1885. | FoFo (fofire) | 124.07 | 100% | 2022-07-23 |
| 1886. | abdullah (abdullah_ui) | 124.07 | 98% | 2023-06-25 |
| 1887. | Ag (aglutamate2) | 124.06 | 100% | 2024-09-19 |
| 1888. | Sam (pulsefactor) | 124.06 | 100% | 2023-07-08 |
| 1889. | Speedy (ml1326) | 124.06 | 97% | 2017-02-20 |
| 1890. | just_ab (just_ab) | 124.05 | 100% | 2022-04-24 |
| 1891. | Mitch (cbfworkin) | 124.04 | 98% | 2019-05-12 |
| 1892. | tebond (tebond) | 124.04 | 97.6% | 2024-01-19 |
| 1893. | Donald (dhonuill) | 124.03 | 100% | 2021-07-06 |
| 1894. | BOB (fatmankim) | 124.03 | 97.6% | 2024-05-31 |
| 1895. | Hehe (gagokarin) | 124.01 | 96% | 2021-11-14 |
| 1896. | Ace (killgon) | 124.01 | 99.4% | 2024-06-05 |
| 1897. | fhbjnrng (fhbjnrng) | 124.01 | 98% | 2021-09-02 |
| 1898. | Benjie (xbenjie) | 124.00 | 98% | 2021-07-31 |
| 1899. | themommajeans (spammaam) | 123.99 | 99% | 2023-06-01 |
| 1900. | Andrew (gazino) | 123.98 | 98% | 2023-02-27 |
| 1901. | gabe (knbx) | 123.97 | 98% | 2022-11-30 |
| 1902. | |𝐅𝐄𝐑|SiriusB (bsir... | 123.97 | 100% | 2018-04-27 |
| 1903. | Tesseus (tesseus) | 123.94 | 99.4% | 2021-01-31 |
| 1904. | Senor (senorqueso42) | 123.94 | 97% | 2017-02-15 |
| 1905. | Jonowo (trainerjono) | 123.93 | 98.8% | 2024-12-18 |
| 1906. | Sian Caleb (promechanics) | 123.92 | 99% | 2021-10-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |