I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1968. | OMENA (amveryslow67_) | 118.85 | 99.3% | 2024-10-11 |
| 1969. | Milan (milang13) | 118.84 | 99% | 2017-11-20 |
| 1970. | A (antykingfish3) | 118.84 | 98% | 2018-03-19 |
| 1971. | !PROTOCOL! (drac99) | 118.83 | 98% | 2025-06-28 |
| 1972. | neruねる💫 (properfinge... | 118.83 | 99% | 2019-01-03 |
| 1973. | rclim95 (rclim95) | 118.82 | 98.7% | 2023-11-02 |
| 1974. | GSM BERKAH (andyyusuf) | 118.81 | 98% | 2020-09-23 |
| 1975. | :) (bavadin) | 118.80 | 98% | 2020-10-30 |
| 1976. | Nuggeteer (nuggeteer1) | 118.78 | 96.5% | 2024-07-25 |
| 1977. | B (briguy94) | 118.77 | 98% | 2018-01-25 |
| 1978. | Frost (frostfireee1) | 118.77 | 97% | 2020-06-02 |
| 1979. | heck (zendricnonquit) | 118.77 | 98% | 2023-04-06 |
| 1980. | Paul (dettoaltrimenti) | 118.76 | 99% | 2018-07-14 |
| 1981. | Raymond (rng9512) | 118.75 | 96.8% | 2023-09-30 |
| 1982. | John (rubyjunk) | 118.75 | 99% | 2021-01-25 |
| 1983. | Unsolved (unsolvedcypher) | 118.75 | 99% | 2020-04-01 |
| 1984. | Raymond (szlesh) | 118.74 | 99% | 2025-05-01 |
| 1985. | Rodrigo (rugoso) | 118.74 | 100% | 2018-10-09 |
| 1986. | Donald (dhonuill) | 118.74 | 99% | 2017-02-04 |
| 1987. | Russian (russianemu27) | 118.74 | 98% | 2023-04-05 |
| 1988. | taan (taanz) | 118.73 | 97% | 2024-03-14 |
| 1989. | Joey (jzara33) | 118.72 | 98% | 2018-01-28 |
| 1990. | (logan188mc) | 118.67 | 97% | 2025-05-19 |
| 1991. | John (johnprogrammer1) | 118.66 | 97.4% | 2023-09-03 |
| 1992. | JT (jtuwu) | 118.65 | 93.4% | 2025-01-18 |
| 1993. | x (mxlxdx) | 118.65 | 99% | 2018-10-07 |
| 1994. | Dominic (dominiccarroll) | 118.64 | 98% | 2017-09-30 |
| 1995. | jeff (typecringe) | 118.64 | 98% | 2021-08-22 |
| 1996. | (benevolentgardener) | 118.63 | 97.9% | 2025-01-17 |
| 1997. | TheMayoTyrant (themayotyran... | 118.63 | 99% | 2020-10-29 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |