I don't think stand-up should really work on the page, so the very existence of this book is an indication of my ultimate failure as a comedian. The text of a stand-up set should be so dependent on performance and tone that it can't really work on the page, otherwise it's just funny writing.
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5992. | Sonny (sonson88) | 98.49 | 97% | 2017-08-31 |
| 5993. | Roland (entr0cks) | 98.48 | 99% | 2021-08-19 |
| 5994. | Umer (programmer_1) | 98.48 | 99% | 2022-06-05 |
| 5995. | aether (romaxion) | 98.48 | 97% | 2024-07-16 |
| 5996. | Anthony (machoke) | 98.47 | 98% | 2021-04-22 |
| 5997. | Michael (dumpling_factory) | 98.47 | 99% | 2022-06-06 |
| 5998. | gab (ggzl1998) | 98.46 | 99% | 2020-10-28 |
| 5999. | Ryan (thoughtpotato) | 98.46 | 97% | 2020-10-05 |
| 6000. | Filipo (filipomarcel) | 98.46 | 98% | 2021-10-25 |
| 6001. | Salman (blackstrobe) | 98.45 | 97% | 2019-09-13 |
| 6002. | Angelo (angelo_97) | 98.45 | 98.1% | 2023-08-18 |
| 6003. | delete (21037102912937) | 98.45 | 97% | 2025-04-23 |
| 6004. | mcga (mcga) | 98.45 | 98% | 2022-01-12 |
| 6005. | Ryan (nuigit) | 98.44 | 98% | 2021-10-25 |
| 6006. | Alex (alexinfinity) | 98.44 | 98% | 2022-09-01 |
| 6007. | Cedar (vibereview) | 98.44 | 97% | 2023-04-18 |
| 6008. | no sweat (anduatm) | 98.43 | 98% | 2021-01-15 |
| 6009. | (bicycleman) | 98.43 | 98% | 2022-02-13 |
| 6010. | Vivek (vivekvc) | 98.43 | 97% | 2023-10-17 |
| 6011. | Gavin (runhasty) | 98.43 | 99% | 2020-04-04 |
| 6012. | Duc Hien (dhienf0707) | 98.43 | 98% | 2025-02-20 |
| 6013. | Free Palestine (imamo) | 98.42 | 96.6% | 2023-12-27 |
| 6014. | Fredrik (fredrikvorpenes) | 98.42 | 97.3% | 2023-05-14 |
| 6015. | AB (ablah34) | 98.42 | 98.7% | 2023-11-30 |
| 6016. | Werdna (werdnawerd) | 98.42 | 98% | 2018-02-11 |
| 6017. | lil bepe (lilbepe) | 98.41 | 96.4% | 2023-06-14 |
| 6018. | SenAlice (gokamiso) | 98.40 | 99% | 2024-10-12 |
| 6019. | imtdk (imtdk) | 98.40 | 98% | 2023-09-20 |
| 6020. | Parker (th3redman) | 98.39 | 98% | 2025-04-30 |
| 6021. | Arief (ilikfunky7) | 98.39 | 98% | 2021-05-08 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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| Default (English) | 39,947 | 85.52 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 77 | 91.25 | January 9, 2019 |
| michaelderoche | 1 | 82.07 | April 15, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 1 | 68.43 | May 1, 2024 |