All I have to do is divine from what I know of you: are you the sort of man who would put the poison into his own goblet or his enemy's? Now, a clever man would put the poison into his own goblet, because he would know that only a great fool would reach for what he was given. I am not a great fool, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you. But you must have known I was not a great fool, you would have counted on it, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me.
—from The Princess Bride, a movie by Rob Reiner
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5301. | jacob (iljain) | 96.79 | 97% | 2020-05-10 |
| 5302. | Garotto (uselessusername) | 96.79 | 98% | 2021-12-03 |
| 5303. | michael (michaelr7770) | 96.78 | 96% | 2025-05-19 |
| 5304. | Muhammad Haris Naeem (itsha... | 96.77 | 97% | 2025-04-28 |
| 5305. | bot_1kz (bot_1kz) | 96.77 | 96% | 2023-09-02 |
| 5306. | Free Palestine (imamo) | 96.77 | 98% | 2023-05-04 |
| 5307. | eric (ericliu04) | 96.77 | 97% | 2021-11-01 |
| 5308. | Albert (alblurt) | 96.77 | 97.6% | 2021-02-16 |
| 5309. | Silas (silasalberti) | 96.76 | 97% | 2024-12-02 |
| 5310. | badman420 (bigfoot420) | 96.75 | 96.4% | 2025-04-05 |
| 5311. | umi (umi2002) | 96.75 | 96% | 2022-10-11 |
| 5312. | Sapto (saptopriyono) | 96.74 | 98% | 2021-12-02 |
| 5313. | Michael (kimbo1414) | 96.74 | 96% | 2024-04-15 |
| 5314. | Val (valenre) | 96.74 | 98% | 2021-07-30 |
| 5315. | ollir (ollir) | 96.74 | 98% | 2022-06-21 |
| 5316. | Peter Ian (casparbayliss) | 96.74 | 98% | 2019-08-15 |
| 5317. | Sard (advblack7) | 96.73 | 97.3% | 2025-04-09 |
| 5318. | Jamsan (jamsan) | 96.73 | 97% | 2025-03-31 |
| 5319. | Depso (0depso) | 96.73 | 97% | 2024-08-11 |
| 5320. | tstats[dfanaras] (dfanaras) | 96.73 | 98% | 2023-02-03 |
| 5321. | Vil (vil_) | 96.73 | 98% | 2021-03-12 |
| 5322. | sammy (sammysosa151) | 96.73 | 97% | 2024-04-19 |
| 5323. | Joze (el_lobe) | 96.73 | 97% | 2021-02-22 |
| 5324. | Haleoskl (haleoskllll) | 96.72 | 97% | 2024-07-13 |
| 5325. | OneiricAbyss (oneirodynia) | 96.72 | 98.6% | 2025-04-09 |
| 5326. | Wack (wacko404) | 96.72 | 95.2% | 2024-07-27 |
| 5327. | touch me (sertouchme) | 96.72 | 99% | 2023-03-01 |
| 5328. | Yuma (el_yuma) | 96.70 | 99% | 2025-03-22 |
| 5329. | D1 crashout (muffinmasta) | 96.70 | 96% | 2025-07-28 |
| 5330. | gotta go (gotta_go_fast__) | 96.70 | 97% | 2021-12-09 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 32,037 | 91.21 | June 26, 2017 |
| Long Texts | 84 | 84.72 | May 16, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 24 | 101.71 | October 29, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 1 | 70.28 | February 19, 2022 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |