The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1734. | Stefan (mightyowl69) | 66.86 | 98% | 2021-08-13 |
| 1735. | danielwolf (n3kro) | 66.86 | 96.4% | 2021-03-02 |
| 1736. | James Austin (tyleralpha1) | 66.85 | 93% | 2020-07-29 |
| 1737. | Caleb (hoosierboy) | 66.85 | — | 2010-03-24 |
| 1738. | »»════SACHIN™... | 66.84 | 96% | 2012-02-21 |
| 1739. | zipline (hwiechers) | 66.84 | 96% | 2013-11-24 |
| 1740. | Nick (soulless) | 66.84 | 92% | 2013-05-26 |
| 1741. | Wacky (wackyrio) | 66.82 | 97% | 2022-05-28 |
| 1742. | Nick (poppyc_ck) | 66.81 | 94% | 2022-08-30 |
| 1743. | Eva (diablo72927) | 66.80 | — | 2010-07-24 |
| 1744. | Fernando (fermu) | 66.79 | 91% | 2015-11-13 |
| 1745. | Dejan (koliko) | 66.79 | 97% | 2014-06-26 |
| 1746. | Salman (salman_ferdous) | 66.79 | 97% | 2022-06-27 |
| 1747. | Benjamin Martin (benjamin_m... | 66.79 | 96% | 2022-07-24 |
| 1748. | El Papi (chebas) | 66.78 | 97.8% | 2023-07-31 |
| 1749. | dinh (zinzin_1502) | 66.78 | 94% | 2016-09-05 |
| 1750. | Dew123 (dew123) | 66.77 | 95% | 2012-11-17 |
| 1751. | mark (mark9406) | 66.77 | — | 2010-11-14 |
| 1752. | Eva (niejingtan) | 66.77 | 98% | 2016-08-28 |
| 1753. | vanillamonkey44 (vanillamon... | 66.76 | 90% | 2016-03-27 |
| 1754. | Daniel (danonymous) | 66.75 | 93% | 2014-11-06 |
| 1755. | Jacob (zoticus) | 66.74 | 97% | 2016-03-16 |
| 1756. | Romil (aidag) | 66.74 | 97% | 2013-12-08 |
| 1757. | Trillebårtom (trillebartom) | 66.73 | 90% | 2012-10-25 |
| 1758. | Tina (enitsuj17) | 66.73 | — | 2008-10-04 |
| 1759. | Abraham EkGT (imspeed) | 66.72 | — | 2010-08-05 |
| 1760. | Mangboi (richardmang) | 66.72 | 96% | 2015-03-11 |
| 1761. | yarkee (yarkee) | 66.71 | 95% | 2014-02-14 |
| 1762. | nathan (kimuna) | 66.71 | 96% | 2021-02-13 |
| 1763. | Mark Joseph (kwingkwingko) | 66.71 | 90% | 2013-07-02 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |