So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 27733. | (chipchiu) | 55.64 | 97% | 2011-07-17 |
| 27734. | Daiem (d_mahfuz) | 55.63 | 95% | 2022-02-24 |
| 27735. | Gaurav (droidiser) | 55.63 | 89% | 2015-01-23 |
| 27736. | (danny3142) | 55.63 | 89% | 2014-09-17 |
| 27737. | (sonnenschein) | 55.63 | 95% | 2020-10-06 |
| 27738. | (jerbear27) | 55.63 | 93% | 2018-12-09 |
| 27739. | (tenten01) | 55.63 | 98% | 2011-12-27 |
| 27740. | Danilo (bonusgame) | 55.63 | — | 2009-02-28 |
| 27741. | Binay (binayginodia) | 55.63 | 95% | 2016-01-21 |
| 27742. | Flingor (flingor) | 55.62 | 94% | 2023-06-10 |
| 27743. | (vipva2912) | 55.62 | — | 2010-04-17 |
| 27744. | wahaha (wakeke) | 55.62 | — | 2010-09-28 |
| 27745. | Wael (waelsy123) | 55.62 | — | 2011-04-19 |
| 27746. | visweswara (visweswara_ananth) | 55.62 | 98% | 2014-05-05 |
| 27747. | Clint (c_schaef) | 55.62 | 94% | 2013-06-04 |
| 27748. | (1john) | 55.62 | — | 2010-01-05 |
| 27749. | Evelyn Lapiral (evelapir_73) | 55.61 | 97% | 2023-06-07 |
| 27750. | Tristan (devyl) | 55.61 | 97% | 2020-07-22 |
| 27751. | alexis (alexiskamryn) | 55.61 | 96% | 2021-01-15 |
| 27752. | Maidul (goal100wpm) | 55.61 | 97% | 2023-01-17 |
| 27753. | Branched (branchedstem) | 55.61 | 93% | 2021-04-13 |
| 27754. | (cameron28202) | 55.61 | 92% | 2018-09-27 |
| 27755. | (john_p) | 55.61 | 91% | 2012-05-11 |
| 27756. | Zuan (syezo_08) | 55.60 | 96% | 2022-09-19 |
| 27757. | dafiyoung (dafiyoung) | 55.60 | 97% | 2022-05-12 |
| 27758. | Michele (the_dog_ui) | 55.60 | 97% | 2021-04-26 |
| 27759. | (himanshu_sahni) | 55.60 | 94% | 2021-06-23 |
| 27760. | raj (lovelyraj) | 55.60 | 93% | 2012-04-30 |
| 27761. | Bennett (bennito4) | 55.59 | 86% | 2015-02-11 |
| 27762. | (fishporridge) | 55.59 | 96% | 2023-01-23 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |