And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
Active since July 27, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4717. | S (leamas) | 113.46 | — | 2011-02-13 |
| 4718. | Elskrim (important) | 113.45 | 96% | 2015-10-14 |
| 4719. | John (jmichael23) | 113.44 | 94% | 2013-10-01 |
| 4720. | dan (awsdigi) | 113.44 | 95% | 2013-01-29 |
| 4721. | Shake dat Booty Gurlllll (f... | 113.43 | 96% | 2013-08-13 |
| 4722. | Onionkreb (onionkreb) | 113.43 | 99% | 2021-09-04 |
| 4723. | Kate (marajadeskywalker) | 113.43 | 100% | 2019-03-25 |
| 4724. | Bryan (wiseguy) | 113.43 | 96% | 2011-07-01 |
| 4725. | Vall3y (y3llav) | 113.42 | 90% | 2012-09-30 |
| 4726. | orange_slice (orange_slice) | 113.42 | 93% | 2011-07-12 |
| 4727. | Martin (mpgo13) | 113.42 | 96% | 2016-01-11 |
| 4728. | hehe (blazeclash) | 113.42 | 99% | 2022-11-22 |
| 4729. | :)) (brokenslowhand) | 113.41 | 97.9% | 2023-10-19 |
| 4730. | Miki (frenkthetenk) | 113.41 | 98% | 2018-02-07 |
| 4731. | Han (laughinghan) | 113.40 | 99% | 2016-12-17 |
| 4732. | Dave (coltdriver) | 113.39 | 99% | 2022-05-28 |
| 4733. | Devota (devota) | 113.38 | 97% | 2014-08-07 |
| 4734. | Saunders (yotipo91) | 113.38 | — | 2010-03-05 |
| 4735. | 18K.ca (hunterwoodchase) | 113.38 | 99% | 2020-12-12 |
| 4736. | Trevor (nutt69) | 113.38 | 98% | 2020-12-14 |
| 4737. | BEECEE (nukecee) | 113.37 | 98% | 2022-07-28 |
| 4738. | Reuben (reubensong) | 113.36 | 97% | 2021-06-11 |
| 4739. | Rosa (rrosie1213) | 113.36 | 98% | 2021-01-20 |
| 4740. | Richard (yuel) | 113.35 | 96% | 2013-02-27 |
| 4741. | にぃな (nina_217) | 113.34 | 99% | 2016-07-23 |
| 4742. | Shane (shane92187) | 113.34 | 98% | 2012-08-05 |
| 4743. | Jobs (_rip_steve_job_) | 113.34 | 97% | 2012-02-17 |
| 4744. | toast742 (toast100) | 113.34 | 99.3% | 2023-07-31 |
| 4745. | nate (nate2936) | 113.31 | 98.1% | 2021-02-28 |
| 4746. | Leander (swlee19) | 113.31 | 96% | 2012-07-31 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |