I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
—from Hyperbole and a half, a book by Alexandra Brosh
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2232. | jolly1joel (aabossboy) | 86.16 | 97.8% | 2024-09-21 |
| 2233. | SMR (onebarconnection) | 86.14 | 97.6% | 2023-10-06 |
| 2234. | Bern (berntheseal) | 86.12 | 96.9% | 2025-01-26 |
| 2235. | aditya (21112011) | 86.09 | 99% | 2025-09-25 |
| 2236. | LBP (lothianbusesphotos) | 86.09 | 96% | 2025-01-07 |
| 2237. | No need (needn) | 86.08 | 98.4% | 2025-01-03 |
| 2238. | magnetohydrodynamics (magne... | 86.06 | 97% | 2024-03-23 |
| 2239. | Sap0531 (sap0531) | 86.04 | 98% | 2024-08-26 |
| 2240. | Your (nova_byrdy) | 86.01 | 96.6% | 2025-03-17 |
| 2241. | Melissa (celticdanann) | 85.99 | 99% | 2024-06-29 |
| 2242. | Curtis (curtispuetz) | 85.98 | 98% | 2024-11-19 |
| 2243. | Russ (jrmtrumpet) | 85.98 | 98.1% | 2024-11-13 |
| 2244. | Alex (atduffaut) | 85.95 | 96.6% | 2023-08-24 |
| 2245. | Micah (winterwolfie__) | 85.94 | 98% | 2024-10-22 |
| 2246. | rodli (rodli) | 85.93 | 97.1% | 2024-01-05 |
| 2247. | Owen (owen3224) | 85.92 | 98% | 2025-04-04 |
| 2248. | devonsqy (devonsqy) | 85.90 | 98% | 2025-06-05 |
| 2249. | james (chilty14) | 85.88 | 95% | 2023-09-15 |
| 2250. | Burritoes (burritoess) | 85.87 | 96.1% | 2024-12-05 |
| 2251. | Nicolas (nicovercesi) | 85.85 | 98.9% | 2024-08-22 |
| 2252. | Elcid (elcidvirgel) | 85.84 | 95.9% | 2024-10-20 |
| 2253. | H (hdawg187) | 85.82 | 98% | 2024-10-15 |
| 2254. | Zi Heng (zihengxu) | 85.81 | 98% | 2023-06-16 |
| 2255. | hc (hh_chng) | 85.81 | 97.1% | 2024-04-07 |
| 2256. | Jondoeyes (jondoeyes) | 85.81 | 95.2% | 2023-10-23 |
| 2257. | Elliana (ellianahaha) | 85.80 | 97% | 2025-01-28 |
| 2258. | raymond (raymondgggg) | 85.78 | 97.3% | 2023-11-11 |
| 2259. | eleplev (eleplev) | 85.77 | 98% | 2024-05-18 |
| 2260. | heisvi (bobbytes) | 85.77 | 97.8% | 2023-07-08 |
| 2261. | Rushit (rushit) | 85.76 | 97% | 2024-07-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,268 | 96.84 | April 12, 2023 |