The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11737. | Joakim (eraji) | 85.90 | 97% | 2021-08-09 |
| 11738. | Espen (espenbv) | 85.90 | 89% | 2012-10-05 |
| 11739. | Jimmy (tenjimmy) | 85.90 | — | 2010-11-07 |
| 11740. | Rubina-using this site afte... | 85.90 | 92% | 2011-07-01 |
| 11741. | larry (larry) | 85.90 | — | 2008-10-05 |
| 11742. | Cam (camduong) | 85.90 | 94% | 2013-01-23 |
| 11743. | Midoisso (midoisso) | 85.89 | 97% | 2022-06-19 |
| 11744. | Reese (chucklingkumquat) | 85.89 | 97% | 2023-05-15 |
| 11745. | Al Ryan (02sa) | 85.89 | 97% | 2018-01-06 |
| 11746. | T (slopra) | 85.89 | 98% | 2013-12-31 |
| 11747. | Mitchell (mpatt1012) | 85.89 | 96% | 2017-12-10 |
| 11748. | Venticle (dominion1326) | 85.88 | 97% | 2017-12-16 |
| 11749. | SimplyOrange (simplyorange) | 85.88 | 98% | 2021-11-21 |
| 11750. | Chicanery (physix) | 85.88 | 88% | 2016-03-28 |
| 11751. | Michael (zeronotsukaima) | 85.88 | 89% | 2014-05-21 |
| 11752. | wes (noth) | 85.88 | — | 2010-10-02 |
| 11753. | joe (jnutttzzz) | 85.87 | 98% | 2016-08-25 |
| 11754. | Darien (devonent) | 85.87 | 98% | 2023-09-01 |
| 11755. | ☔️ (orella) | 85.87 | 94% | 2021-07-08 |
| 11756. | SirAlig (siralig) | 85.87 | 99% | 2021-09-15 |
| 11757. | Hex (galaxyyyy) | 85.87 | 96% | 2019-12-28 |
| 11758. | tiffany (tiffany352) | 85.87 | 92% | 2011-10-25 |
| 11759. | Amber (banditta) | 85.87 | 98% | 2012-09-02 |
| 11760. | Mensa (mensamember) | 85.86 | 97% | 2023-01-06 |
| 11761. | ben (itsbenatkinson) | 85.86 | 93% | 2017-02-03 |
| 11762. | iamsuperior (iaminferior) | 85.86 | 98% | 2019-06-25 |
| 11763. | casablanca (aidanstanford) | 85.85 | 98% | 2018-12-07 |
| 11764. | Artisan (artisan0211) | 85.85 | 99% | 2023-07-25 |
| 11765. | Jared (thejar) | 85.85 | 93% | 2016-08-22 |
| 11766. | Nolan (scoularis) | 85.85 | 85% | 2013-05-31 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |