Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6203. | Kevin (wishyouwerehere) | 48.07 | 93% | 2019-01-04 |
| 6204. | Hugo (hugoslearning) | 48.06 | 95% | 2020-10-21 |
| 6205. | Alstr (alstr) | 48.04 | 92% | 2019-03-11 |
| 6206. | Zhantore (belayed) | 48.03 | 94% | 2020-10-30 |
| 6207. | Yudhi (tanamal) | 48.01 | 97% | 2018-05-26 |
| 6208. | beige.phalarope (christianhr) | 47.98 | 95% | 2018-10-30 |
| 6209. | Eduardo (darkdudz) | 47.98 | 96% | 2018-03-19 |
| 6210. | pankaj (pankajupreti751) | 47.94 | 96% | 2018-03-12 |
| 6211. | Desire (qianqian) | 47.92 | 95% | 2018-07-08 |
| 6212. | Eddie (ger_eddie) | 47.91 | 96% | 2017-08-26 |
| 6213. | Lagging (laggingtyper) | 47.91 | 97% | 2020-01-10 |
| 6214. | Emil (em1ll3us) | 47.91 | 95% | 2020-01-02 |
| 6215. | Jean (frenchie1705) | 47.90 | 95% | 2019-03-11 |
| 6216. | ammuzz (ammuzz_123) | 47.89 | 95% | 2020-07-06 |
| 6217. | Burint (brenolz) | 47.84 | 95% | 2020-07-24 |
| 6218. | ??? (slow_methodical) | 47.83 | 94% | 2017-12-22 |
| 6219. | Johny (johnyt) | 47.82 | 95% | 2017-08-02 |
| 6220. | IDK (devin_4) | 47.82 | 93% | 2020-09-09 |
| 6221. | Neeraj (its_nikhil98) | 47.82 | 93% | 2018-10-15 |
| 6222. | Tony (tonymonster_1) | 47.81 | 95% | 2020-07-26 |
| 6223. | Agnes (lem123) | 47.79 | 96% | 2017-08-12 |
| 6224. | Mark (marklwembe) | 47.77 | 95% | 2020-11-19 |
| 6225. | Thinh (superthor1999) | 47.76 | 92% | 2019-09-17 |
| 6226. | Ruslan (rusbes) | 47.69 | 97% | 2017-07-27 |
| 6227. | mukhter (muku) | 47.68 | 95% | 2019-08-02 |
| 6228. | Billy (mike1611) | 47.68 | 95% | 2017-08-24 |
| 6229. | Clay (magicpants01) | 47.67 | 93% | 2018-12-11 |
| 6230. | Vinit (vinit_12) | 47.63 | 94% | 2020-09-21 |
| 6231. | lime (justlime) | 47.61 | 94% | 2017-10-01 |
| 6232. | Chard (syhntax) | 47.57 | 96% | 2018-05-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 9,681 | 80.12 | June 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 10 | 63.06 | February 14, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 8 | 111.93 | April 14, 2018 |