So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 29571. | iwillcomelast (bking71) | 53.77 | 96% | 2022-06-05 |
| 29572. | EddieVonShmeddie (eddievons... | 53.77 | 95% | 2016-03-11 |
| 29573. | Zaheer (zaheer107) | 53.77 | 97% | 2018-11-03 |
| 29574. | Kevin (ketantan) | 53.77 | — | 2011-05-01 |
| 29575. | quý (vucaoquy1) | 53.77 | 94% | 2014-10-23 |
| 29576. | vinh (vinh0101) | 53.77 | — | 2010-04-17 |
| 29577. | Ginny (ginny13) | 53.76 | 94% | 2023-08-24 |
| 29578. | Random (ahlumyemoohiye) | 53.76 | 96.3% | 2021-02-04 |
| 29579. | Ellie (ellielovestyping) | 53.76 | 96% | 2015-04-21 |
| 29580. | Vall (vallakin) | 53.75 | 97.2% | 2023-06-19 |
| 29581. | youisgoodest (youisgoodest) | 53.75 | 91% | 2016-07-02 |
| 29582. | Ivo (izomorphius) | 53.75 | 95% | 2022-05-21 |
| 29583. | karim (karimkohel) | 53.75 | 94% | 2021-04-08 |
| 29584. | Kristoffer (marcusaurelius99) | 53.75 | 96% | 2022-07-08 |
| 29585. | casadaro (solocro) | 53.75 | 97% | 2023-08-26 |
| 29586. | Anuar (anuar_s) | 53.75 | — | 2011-02-17 |
| 29587. | IArgosyI (iargosyi) | 53.74 | 95% | 2019-04-14 |
| 29588. | Mujadded (devild) | 53.74 | 94% | 2016-01-15 |
| 29589. | Benathan (benathan) | 53.74 | 97% | 2022-04-05 |
| 29590. | tech (techyescountry) | 53.74 | 97% | 2021-10-15 |
| 29591. | Alex (darkalexwang) | 53.74 | 96% | 2020-10-16 |
| 29592. | gearrrewf (gerardgb) | 53.74 | 85% | 2017-02-08 |
| 29593. | Dhany (valdan) | 53.74 | 92% | 2011-05-18 |
| 29594. | Andrew-Colemak (andrew66) | 53.74 | 97% | 2013-03-13 |
| 29595. | Ana (madtypercat) | 53.73 | 96% | 2021-04-07 |
| 29596. | james (jbeatty) | 53.73 | 96% | 2019-08-13 |
| 29597. | Ahmed (ahmed_salama) | 53.73 | 89% | 2012-03-26 |
| 29598. | James (anhotep) | 53.73 | 93% | 2016-01-25 |
| 29599. | ariferrari (ariferrari) | 53.72 | 93% | 2015-10-30 |
| 29600. | Deepak (coder_deepak) | 53.72 | 95% | 2023-02-22 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |