The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8222. | Vroom! (laptopguy) | 93.21 | 97% | 2014-03-20 |
| 8223. | Kivan (kivanfan) | 93.21 | 98% | 2018-07-16 |
| 8224. | HailNoGlory (cherryopolis) | 93.20 | 96% | 2021-04-22 |
| 8225. | Jon (jprokos) | 93.20 | 97% | 2021-06-24 |
| 8226. | Peter Ian (casparbayliss) | 93.20 | 97% | 2020-01-27 |
| 8227. | Robert (z1lc) | 93.20 | 93% | 2012-02-22 |
| 8228. | Luke (lukeeff) | 93.19 | 96% | 2022-06-16 |
| 8229. | ogkatumus (ogkatumus) | 93.19 | 99% | 2021-03-25 |
| 8230. | Joan (joan_) | 93.19 | — | 2010-06-28 |
| 8231. | Jun (jacketwithpockets) | 93.18 | 97% | 2018-12-02 |
| 8232. | Hadeed (hadeedji) | 93.18 | 98% | 2021-07-09 |
| 8233. | Scan (scherzo) | 93.18 | 99% | 2013-09-07 |
| 8234. | Greg (lostconfuzed) | 93.17 | 94% | 2013-08-05 |
| 8235. | Jonathon (mcint1j) | 93.17 | 98% | 2015-01-22 |
| 8236. | Matt (moze) | 93.17 | 98% | 2011-12-21 |
| 8237. | Harry (harrythegreat5) | 93.17 | 99% | 2017-12-06 |
| 8238. | Asrielly (devilchilly) | 93.16 | 95% | 2014-12-24 |
| 8239. | Yash (yashshingade28) | 93.16 | 98% | 2022-05-12 |
| 8240. | Gerard (gerdperez) | 93.16 | 98% | 2022-05-30 |
| 8241. | ionut (ionut_red) | 93.16 | 98% | 2022-12-30 |
| 8242. | playing typeracer dot com (... | 93.16 | 97% | 2021-05-09 |
| 8243. | Ian (wakers) | 93.16 | 94% | 2015-03-08 |
| 8244. | ... (zagada) | 93.16 | 90% | 2014-05-29 |
| 8245. | Da Boss (dustybroom) | 93.16 | 94% | 2014-12-10 |
| 8246. | Special Guest (ssguest) | 93.16 | 95% | 2015-07-16 |
| 8247. | Soul (soulapple) | 93.16 | 96% | 2011-06-09 |
| 8248. | DonQuick (donquick) | 93.16 | 97% | 2015-02-08 |
| 8249. | tonyh88 (tonyh88) | 93.15 | 97.4% | 2023-10-23 |
| 8250. | despaciko (despaciko) | 93.15 | 99% | 2023-02-08 |
| 8251. | Biscuits n (cookiez) | 93.15 | — | 2009-11-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |