So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 20728. | Joe (joemama763) | 67.39 | 96.3% | 2023-10-12 |
| 20729. | Pouya (pouyav) | 67.39 | 96% | 2021-08-08 |
| 20730. | ... (rushman) | 67.39 | 99% | 2017-10-21 |
| 20731. | Jeggett (jeggett) | 67.38 | 95% | 2023-02-26 |
| 20732. | R (tumta) | 67.38 | 99.1% | 2021-02-15 |
| 20733. | casual (fun_account) | 67.38 | 97% | 2021-01-10 |
| 20734. | Werdna (werdnawerd) | 67.38 | 88% | 2016-07-10 |
| 20735. | Deveshwar (deveshwar) | 67.38 | 96% | 2018-03-30 |
| 20736. | James (jamesbt365) | 67.37 | 93% | 2021-09-25 |
| 20737. | Lagom (thelagom) | 67.37 | 96% | 2021-05-16 |
| 20738. | Sriracha (saragrant) | 67.37 | 93% | 2011-09-25 |
| 20739. | Krimmson (wrk4thjkr) | 67.37 | 97% | 2023-01-16 |
| 20740. | Ben (mrben) | 67.37 | 93% | 2011-06-23 |
| 20741. | Eli (blundergat) | 67.37 | 96% | 2021-10-07 |
| 20742. | Nguyen (ngduydat) | 67.37 | 98% | 2013-01-08 |
| 20743. | Amandine (diiinee) | 67.37 | 96% | 2011-07-18 |
| 20744. | aeign (eyncore) | 67.36 | 98% | 2021-09-29 |
| 20745. | Ashraful (the_mover) | 67.36 | 98% | 2019-05-03 |
| 20746. | Osama (default_1011) | 67.36 | 96% | 2023-01-28 |
| 20747. | mercy (mercy_13) | 67.36 | 97% | 2021-06-22 |
| 20748. | David (raginhio) | 67.36 | 89% | 2016-12-22 |
| 20749. | Mindy (msheard) | 67.36 | — | 2010-04-01 |
| 20750. | Wayne (devia) | 67.36 | 92% | 2013-08-02 |
| 20751. | Karn (sskarn) | 67.35 | 95% | 2017-07-13 |
| 20752. | Pedro (landsplosh) | 67.35 | 96% | 2020-01-31 |
| 20753. | Buruiana (sebihp2007) | 67.35 | 93% | 2013-04-24 |
| 20754. | Mikkel Møller (mw2freak155) | 67.35 | 90% | 2015-12-14 |
| 20755. | Darrick (xkj888418) | 67.35 | 92% | 2016-01-21 |
| 20756. | J (sixfoothonda) | 67.35 | 94% | 2016-03-01 |
| 20757. | phuong (phuongdong008) | 67.35 | 92% | 2012-04-22 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |