I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
—from Hyperbole and a half, a book by Alexandra Brosh
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2861. | Pulgster (pulgster) | 66.01 | 94% | 2023-05-07 |
| 2862. | Elyas (ela_man13) | 66.00 | 94.1% | 2024-01-03 |
| 2863. | Roos (bonsaitree28) | 65.96 | 95% | 2024-11-13 |
| 2864. | farouk pavok (pavok) | 65.90 | 96.7% | 2024-11-04 |
| 2865. | Vasiliy (vassiliy) | 65.88 | 97% | 2025-01-11 |
| 2866. | Jenn (jbmoak) | 65.86 | 97% | 2023-08-11 |
| 2867. | George (gsiaf) | 65.82 | 95% | 2024-06-10 |
| 2868. | turtleWPM (sirasil) | 65.68 | 97% | 2024-05-11 |
| 2869. | Fryyed (fryyedup) | 65.58 | 95% | 2023-10-07 |
| 2870. | Maky (makyy13) | 65.48 | 97% | 2024-10-14 |
| 2871. | Alex (alexkai) | 65.45 | 94% | 2023-05-19 |
| 2872. | wokeupdayruined (wokeupdayr... | 65.36 | 96% | 2025-02-20 |
| 2873. | kieriekop (_kieriekop) | 65.34 | 97% | 2024-03-20 |
| 2874. | ✨ (abhisekai) | 65.33 | 95% | 2024-07-01 |
| 2875. | Kavyam (killlur) | 65.32 | 94.2% | 2024-04-16 |
| 2876. | Miss Stitch (staities) | 65.29 | 99% | 2023-10-23 |
| 2877. | DG (devgo4th) | 65.23 | 95% | 2024-10-15 |
| 2878. | karim (karimchickensoup) | 65.14 | 95% | 2023-09-16 |
| 2879. | Anton (0ffbyone) | 65.13 | 95% | 2025-01-20 |
| 2880. | Mikan (mikanki) | 65.11 | 96% | 2024-05-30 |
| 2881. | taha (tahashemy) | 65.11 | 96% | 2024-07-16 |
| 2882. | qwerty (slushpuppy275) | 64.98 | 95% | 2024-06-13 |
| 2883. | pepitsy (pepitsyschool) | 64.97 | 97% | 2024-04-10 |
| 2884. | the one (qaisianas) | 64.96 | 95% | 2023-04-18 |
| 2885. | Mahdi (iranshahi) | 64.94 | 95% | 2024-02-09 |
| 2886. | Manuel (manuelsandoya) | 64.91 | 96% | 2024-09-24 |
| 2887. | Nyiela (ncs1020) | 64.89 | 94.9% | 2024-05-07 |
| 2888. | annajam06 (annajam06) | 64.88 | 97.7% | 2023-12-06 |
| 2889. | spiffy (spiffingway) | 64.86 | 95% | 2024-03-02 |
| 2890. | cimi (cimikaiju) | 64.81 | 96% | 2024-06-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,268 | 96.84 | April 12, 2023 |