As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 15942. | Not (notpeo) | 69.19 | 97% | 2018-06-12 |
| 15943. | Mohit (mohit2208) | 69.19 | 97% | 2019-10-09 |
| 15944. | Asbjorn (snazzysportstacker) | 69.18 | 95.4% | 2021-02-21 |
| 15945. | Gaurav (absurd_man) | 69.18 | 98% | 2021-10-06 |
| 15946. | John (evillife) | 69.18 | 96.4% | 2024-01-26 |
| 15947. | justabastrdzson (justabastr... | 69.18 | 96% | 2023-10-10 |
| 15948. | neckau (neckau) | 69.18 | 98% | 2022-07-02 |
| 15949. | Qida (ieatpizza) | 69.18 | 99% | 2020-09-12 |
| 15950. | Robin (redholm) | 69.18 | 94% | 2016-12-05 |
| 15951. | Sumit (sumit56) | 69.18 | 96% | 2015-10-18 |
| 15952. | c (awesometheii) | 69.17 | 96% | 2019-02-17 |
| 15953. | Mark (10100) | 69.17 | 95% | 2021-11-28 |
| 15954. | Joe (jhwolf2) | 69.17 | 96% | 2022-06-22 |
| 15955. | Leandro (ardleon03) | 69.17 | 97.4% | 2023-10-25 |
| 15956. | Emanuel (emanuelschlake) | 69.17 | 89% | 2016-10-31 |
| 15957. | Andrius (andriusius) | 69.17 | 96% | 2021-04-05 |
| 15958. | Zoat (zoat) | 69.16 | 95% | 2024-05-01 |
| 15959. | ossama (iamossamasgr) | 69.16 | 97% | 2023-06-26 |
| 15960. | Percival (oftheroundtable) | 69.16 | 96% | 2020-04-23 |
| 15961. | Fahad (devfahad) | 69.16 | 98% | 2021-08-12 |
| 15962. | Chlebnick (leaderofkebabs) | 69.16 | 96% | 2021-03-06 |
| 15963. | Luca (lucadelauw) | 69.16 | 97% | 2021-01-17 |
| 15964. | Dust (l4sts0ul) | 69.16 | 97% | 2017-08-16 |
| 15965. | Rani (ron_22) | 69.15 | 96% | 2021-03-10 |
| 15966. | Rohit (krullun) | 69.15 | 98% | 2023-07-30 |
| 15967. | Liney (pollypopcorn) | 69.15 | 98% | 2019-06-27 |
| 15968. | zyqrjh (zyqrjh) | 69.14 | 97% | 2018-12-07 |
| 15969. | Surendra (zurendra9) | 69.14 | 98% | 2021-07-28 |
| 15970. | Alex (alexcantread) | 69.14 | 98.4% | 2021-02-19 |
| 15971. | rammanoj (rammanoj) | 69.13 | 97% | 2023-08-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |