So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 20566. | Max (roflcopter123) | 67.16 | — | 2010-04-09 |
| 20567. | redarrows (redarrow) | 67.16 | — | 2010-12-23 |
| 20568. | fang (fangyibkk) | 67.16 | 98% | 2017-08-06 |
| 20569. | Tracy (arkad) | 67.16 | 98% | 2011-04-06 |
| 20570. | ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ (babanin) | 67.15 | 97% | 2018-01-05 |
| 20571. | Typing🤯🤯🤯 (sirsoup) | 67.15 | 95% | 2020-03-07 |
| 20572. | Ravi Nautiyal (ravi_nautiyal) | 67.15 | 95% | 2023-08-14 |
| 20573. | masterassassin3 (masterassa... | 67.15 | 97% | 2021-12-15 |
| 20574. | NJ (nj_types) | 67.15 | 97% | 2023-03-08 |
| 20575. | peter (peterfan) | 67.15 | 96% | 2021-10-30 |
| 20576. | Abhinandan (raceraceracer) | 67.15 | 97% | 2015-04-19 |
| 20577. | Hemant (hemantbittu) | 67.15 | 96% | 2015-03-08 |
| 20578. | Radovan on Mac (radovanek123) | 67.14 | 94% | 2023-03-24 |
| 20579. | BobSty (bobsty) | 67.14 | 98% | 2022-04-03 |
| 20580. | Apinz (apinz) | 67.14 | 94% | 2013-07-10 |
| 20581. | Lior (liorg225) | 67.14 | 95% | 2014-06-03 |
| 20582. | aloso (alolososo) | 67.13 | 98% | 2021-08-06 |
| 20583. | Fahad (devfahad) | 67.13 | 97% | 2021-10-08 |
| 20584. | Sen (aniru) | 67.13 | 92% | 2013-11-08 |
| 20585. | life (armaansoni) | 67.13 | 96% | 2021-12-03 |
| 20586. | Neil (neilt_) | 67.13 | 96% | 2021-04-04 |
| 20587. | Rhys (speedymole) | 67.13 | 90% | 2013-05-14 |
| 20588. | Raymond (raymondfym) | 67.13 | 91% | 2015-05-13 |
| 20589. | Karthik (karthikkumar) | 67.12 | 97% | 2021-12-14 |
| 20590. | Siddharth (sid_1310) | 67.12 | 97% | 2021-10-18 |
| 20591. | Intruder (mad_sam) | 67.12 | 99% | 2011-12-09 |
| 20592. | Denn (dennherl) | 67.12 | 94% | 2014-03-10 |
| 20593. | J (fortunapls) | 67.12 | 98% | 2018-06-22 |
| 20594. | john (johnearth) | 67.12 | 95% | 2011-06-06 |
| 20595. | Paul (awesome) | 67.12 | — | 2008-10-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |