So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 19505. | Bean (beansbeansbeans) | 68.81 | 96% | 2021-07-13 |
| 19506. | Darri (darri) | 68.81 | — | 2008-10-21 |
| 19507. | jason (yacine77) | 68.81 | 95% | 2021-07-04 |
| 19508. | Ian (coocooman3) | 68.81 | 94% | 2017-04-24 |
| 19509. | dakota (dakota44) | 68.81 | — | 2009-11-02 |
| 19510. | saser (saser) | 68.80 | 90% | 2013-02-27 |
| 19511. | Mymojomo (axclez) | 68.80 | 94% | 2018-11-19 |
| 19512. | Aayush (_raiden_) | 68.80 | 96% | 2022-04-24 |
| 19513. | Tom (tacocatdeboss) | 68.80 | 98% | 2020-09-30 |
| 19514. | yarkee (yarkee) | 68.80 | 97% | 2014-09-14 |
| 19515. | sailveron (sailveron) | 68.79 | 94% | 2022-01-11 |
| 19516. | Bohdan (bogdanr) | 68.79 | 96% | 2022-05-09 |
| 19517. | Steve (darclopszero) | 68.79 | 94% | 2021-02-21 |
| 19518. | Pepe (pepeworm) | 68.79 | 94% | 2020-09-26 |
| 19519. | Eki (tootin) | 68.79 | 94% | 2016-04-09 |
| 19520. | Nadeem (nadeem.s.k.78@gmail... | 68.79 | 92% | 2015-05-27 |
| 19521. | molotov_girl45210 (molotov_... | 68.78 | 96% | 2022-12-19 |
| 19522. | Christian (bboyian1) | 68.78 | 85% | 2014-09-19 |
| 19523. | develsixteen (develsixteen) | 68.78 | 95% | 2020-11-17 |
| 19524. | Nicholas (nichocacola) | 68.78 | 87% | 2013-01-24 |
| 19525. | Sudip (llimbus) | 68.78 | 96% | 2016-10-15 |
| 19526. | Alex (hydrox24) | 68.78 | 94% | 2014-08-07 |
| 19527. | ashok (ashokkasi) | 68.77 | 99% | 2021-07-05 |
| 19528. | NJ (serbianem) | 68.77 | — | 2009-05-13 |
| 19529. | Robert (rmuehler) | 68.77 | 94% | 2016-01-30 |
| 19530. | MJ (smaji182) | 68.77 | 93% | 2015-11-23 |
| 19531. | Michele (etbleu) | 68.77 | — | 2010-09-05 |
| 19532. | Genaro (tamemister) | 68.76 | 95% | 2012-04-23 |
| 19533. | Noel (leoniscool101) | 68.76 | 96% | 2020-06-18 |
| 19534. | Karthik (slickfalcon) | 68.76 | 97% | 2022-12-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |