As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 25550. | pwned (pwned1337) | 42.24 | 94% | 2021-12-08 |
| 25551. | breddreamer (rasel_hasan) | 42.24 | 95% | 2021-09-19 |
| 25552. | clifton (cliftonrst) | 42.24 | 87% | 2015-05-02 |
| 25553. | skanda (skandarajeev) | 42.23 | 94% | 2020-04-22 |
| 25554. | fk u (jme10) | 42.23 | 95% | 2020-06-30 |
| 25555. | špinšpelis (babuin) | 42.22 | 90% | 2016-06-11 |
| 25556. | Daniel (jiggywitit) | 42.21 | 93% | 2015-07-22 |
| 25557. | trisha (vervxininq) | 42.20 | 94.9% | 2021-02-17 |
| 25558. | beb (frgrgfrdf) | 42.19 | 95% | 2015-08-24 |
| 25559. | Hannes (asiansticka) | 42.19 | 94% | 2020-06-06 |
| 25560. | Skrrt (toitz) | 42.18 | 94% | 2022-07-04 |
| 25561. | Cyrus (cyrusnthng) | 42.18 | 95% | 2021-09-16 |
| 25562. | Hikmat (hikmat) | 42.15 | 90% | 2016-10-10 |
| 25563. | Aljon (fedreek) | 42.14 | 94% | 2021-06-05 |
| 25564. | yurii (yurcifer) | 42.14 | 95% | 2021-07-04 |
| 25565. | Hugo (hovernem) | 42.14 | 95% | 2021-02-11 |
| 25566. | David (davo_2002) | 42.13 | 93% | 2022-08-12 |
| 25567. | Owen (cheezy40blevins) | 42.13 | 96% | 2021-06-03 |
| 25568. | Javokhir (developer_007) | 42.13 | 94% | 2021-06-26 |
| 25569. | Pavithra (pavithra5) | 42.12 | 93% | 2015-11-16 |
| 25570. | bobbejaan (bobbejaan) | 42.11 | 95% | 2022-10-31 |
| 25571. | mally (malleshmally) | 42.09 | 97% | 2023-08-12 |
| 25572. | Maria Ella (hagoonz07) | 42.09 | 94% | 2017-12-17 |
| 25573. | mohamed (mohamed_rekaya) | 42.08 | 95% | 2020-04-03 |
| 25574. | Ryatstats[luapeash]n (luape... | 42.08 | 93% | 2023-01-05 |
| 25575. | Oscar (oscar444) | 42.08 | 95% | 2021-03-30 |
| 25576. | Liuyuan (fragments) | 42.08 | 94% | 2016-03-08 |
| 25577. | someone (check1) | 42.07 | 96% | 2023-01-04 |
| 25578. | Lukas (lukasdiraa) | 42.07 | 94.8% | 2023-10-26 |
| 25579. | Prints-Erik (dwarfking) | 42.07 | 95% | 2022-01-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |