And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11895. | (electrofox) | 93.28 | 96% | 2020-02-20 |
| 11896. | (quasifriction) | 93.28 | 96% | 2012-01-07 |
| 11897. | Patrick (patricktrahan) | 93.28 | — | 2011-03-28 |
| 11898. | (seanigon) | 93.27 | 98% | 2019-05-30 |
| 11899. | Kadz (kadzz) | 93.27 | 98% | 2023-07-24 |
| 11900. | (alex967cw) | 93.27 | 95% | 2021-01-07 |
| 11901. | timothy (timmysuh904) | 93.26 | 94% | 2017-04-25 |
| 11902. | (oxtookbronze) | 93.26 | 98% | 2022-05-05 |
| 11903. | (andrewmclellan) | 93.26 | 98.3% | 2021-02-20 |
| 11904. | (neilprangko) | 93.26 | 96% | 2020-08-08 |
| 11905. | Felix (felixleong) | 93.26 | 98% | 2013-03-12 |
| 11906. | (chacka) | 93.26 | — | 2008-10-23 |
| 11907. | (arcadeshift) | 93.26 | 95% | 2016-08-06 |
| 11908. | (davidbokman) | 93.26 | 98% | 2017-06-25 |
| 11909. | Al Ryan (haldroid) | 93.26 | 98% | 2017-10-06 |
| 11910. | Mike (mhz5) | 93.25 | 96% | 2015-02-25 |
| 11911. | binaypau (binaypau) | 93.24 | 99% | 2022-12-23 |
| 11912. | (empirestate) | 93.24 | 98% | 2021-07-20 |
| 11913. | (oxey_was_taken_smh) | 93.24 | 96% | 2021-11-06 |
| 11914. | Šejla (sejla) | 93.24 | 96% | 2016-02-25 |
| 11915. | Developer (developer1998) | 93.24 | 94% | 2014-05-04 |
| 11916. | Gaurav (gaurav_38) | 93.23 | 97.7% | 2023-10-14 |
| 11917. | (kkdatkiran) | 93.23 | 99% | 2022-06-08 |
| 11918. | (lreast) | 93.23 | 96% | 2016-04-17 |
| 11919. | Themis (themicp) | 93.23 | 92% | 2015-02-11 |
| 11920. | (oomm) | 93.22 | 97% | 2019-11-05 |
| 11921. | (therealmartin) | 93.22 | 99% | 2020-03-08 |
| 11922. | Simon (simonizen) | 93.22 | 95% | 2012-10-12 |
| 11923. | (esm288) | 93.21 | 98% | 2022-10-28 |
| 11924. | (jackerdd) | 93.21 | 97% | 2022-01-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |