I have half a mind to make you hurt, to make you bleed, to make you suffer. I swear, if you've touched her - oh, heaven, forgive what I would do to you, you monster. And think about your children? They'll never believe what you've done.
—from New Storms For Older Lovers, a song by La Dispute
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6461. | Mingjia (secretninja26) | 97.00 | 98% | 2019-04-27 |
| 6462. | jeffreyz (largank) | 97.00 | 95.9% | 2023-11-23 |
| 6463. | Dan (sirdanofthedirt) | 96.99 | 98.4% | 2024-01-02 |
| 6464. | TheTrueMeccs (thetruemeccs) | 96.99 | 98% | 2024-12-30 |
| 6465. | 140 (140_wpm) | 96.99 | 98% | 2025-08-02 |
| 6466. | Mike (specialized) | 96.99 | 98% | 2019-04-20 |
| 6467. | Alexander (offbeat5024) | 96.99 | 98% | 2020-01-06 |
| 6468. | My shift key is busted (ner... | 96.98 | 96% | 2025-08-15 |
| 6469. | Joe (tankbox) | 96.98 | 95% | 2017-05-17 |
| 6470. | Dal (astronerd) | 96.98 | 97% | 2022-08-19 |
| 6471. | ตาแดง (pitagorus) | 96.97 | 99% | 2023-04-09 |
| 6472. | Diego (ihyy) | 96.97 | 99% | 2019-06-07 |
| 6473. | Regal (regalregex) | 96.97 | 96% | 2021-10-14 |
| 6474. | no (fildon) | 96.97 | 97% | 2022-02-13 |
| 6475. | Devin (eulertour) | 96.97 | 99% | 2025-11-13 |
| 6476. | tirehtööri (benracer) | 96.96 | 97% | 2022-11-01 |
| 6477. | GOBUCKEYES (jcliffton11) | 96.95 | 100% | 2025-11-11 |
| 6478. | Sakib (mahmud1) | 96.95 | 97.4% | 2024-11-24 |
| 6479. | Crabby Kathleen (crabbykath... | 96.95 | 98% | 2019-06-18 |
| 6480. | dev (devdavinchi) | 96.95 | 97% | 2023-04-07 |
| 6481. | Gascoigne (correctionhaha) | 96.95 | 96% | 2021-01-07 |
| 6482. | dudu (dudu1061) | 96.95 | 92% | 2017-03-09 |
| 6483. | Nick (halfchainsaw) | 96.94 | 98% | 2023-01-19 |
| 6484. | Cadium (adeiaa9505) | 96.94 | 97% | 2025-10-10 |
| 6485. | Jeramy (jeramy_with_an_a) | 96.93 | 98% | 2021-06-08 |
| 6486. | reactor2 (rakesh_singh) | 96.93 | 99% | 2025-04-06 |
| 6487. | John (evilmorty_) | 96.93 | 97.7% | 2021-02-19 |
| 6488. | Dave (davidkim123) | 96.93 | 97% | 2020-02-14 |
| 6489. | Venkat (vengh) | 96.92 | 97.3% | 2025-01-28 |
| 6490. | Evan (evon_schmidt) | 96.92 | 98% | 2021-01-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 44,382 | 83.94 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 113 | 91.98 | October 16, 2017 |
| Hip Hop Hits | 43 | 56.95 | January 30, 2021 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 139.01 | July 9, 2021 |