Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9450. | Jeffrey (jeffrey_chen99) | 87.15 | 97% | 2020-03-07 |
| 9451. | Olaf (olaf_surgut) | 87.15 | 96% | 2021-01-03 |
| 9452. | i'm slow (buy_me_a_keeb) | 87.15 | 97% | 2020-12-28 |
| 9453. | E (xhye) | 87.15 | 96% | 2015-05-29 |
| 9454. | justin (imbigman) | 87.14 | 97% | 2022-10-06 |
| 9455. | MelonJuice (melonthenoob) | 87.14 | 97% | 2021-09-17 |
| 9456. | Buruburu (buruburu) | 87.14 | — | 2009-07-30 |
| 9457. | a (pasta3) | 87.14 | 98% | 2021-12-23 |
| 9458. | Young (youngson) | 87.14 | 98% | 2018-09-27 |
| 9459. | Kevin (sciron00) | 87.14 | 97% | 2013-02-26 |
| 9460. | Nicole (n_h999) | 87.14 | 91% | 2017-02-15 |
| 9461. | em;)y (emwinky) | 87.14 | — | 2010-05-18 |
| 9462. | Clarence (jeffdaddybezos) | 87.13 | 97% | 2021-03-11 |
| 9463. | Miku (dmtechno) | 87.13 | 97% | 2022-03-09 |
| 9464. | AmadeusK525 (amadeusk525) | 87.13 | 99% | 2023-06-13 |
| 9465. | Katherine (doylesgirl73) | 87.13 | 98% | 2023-02-15 |
| 9466. | Soilo (hansoilo) | 87.12 | 96% | 2017-10-25 |
| 9467. | Sean Obiacoro (seanobie) | 87.12 | 98% | 2023-07-04 |
| 9468. | uwu (mr_mint) | 87.12 | 96% | 2022-08-11 |
| 9469. | T (tt147) | 87.12 | 100% | 2021-06-07 |
| 9470. | Emasity (emasity) | 87.12 | 97% | 2021-07-09 |
| 9471. | d (devcappp) | 87.12 | 96.3% | 2021-02-25 |
| 9472. | george (geoedmo) | 87.12 | 94% | 2013-08-06 |
| 9473. | kristina (puresparkles) | 87.11 | 97% | 2016-10-31 |
| 9474. | Laurence (dogemaster1) | 87.11 | 91% | 2017-01-03 |
| 9475. | jellypop (endyprince) | 87.11 | 94% | 2017-05-19 |
| 9476. | tuan.luu (chucphuc) | 87.11 | 95% | 2012-09-05 |
| 9477. | Wade (Dvorak) (wberrier_d) | 87.11 | 98% | 2014-11-25 |
| 9478. | Bea (libbearator) | 87.11 | 98% | 2019-12-31 |
| 9479. | Azee (azee) | 87.11 | — | 2009-05-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |