The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6687. | Isaac Hendren (lilrebelkid) | 97.28 | 91% | 2013-05-09 |
| 6688. | rk61 (lowda9) | 97.28 | 98% | 2018-01-16 |
| 6689. | MopeandWot (mopeandwot) | 97.27 | 98% | 2022-05-03 |
| 6690. | Jason (jasonlivy) | 97.27 | — | 2008-09-03 |
| 6691. | amoney (president_wong) | 97.26 | 97% | 2020-11-25 |
| 6692. | Chris (chrissamartino) | 97.26 | 91% | 2014-02-18 |
| 6693. | Max (notmaxwigdahl) | 97.25 | 98.1% | 2023-09-27 |
| 6694. | Bobokin (bookin123) | 97.25 | 98% | 2020-01-29 |
| 6695. | Achi (archieland_) | 97.24 | 99.3% | 2023-11-01 |
| 6696. | Nick (therapeutic) | 97.24 | 95% | 2015-03-10 |
| 6697. | plants (_plants) | 97.24 | 96% | 2014-05-08 |
| 6698. | isaac (183005) | 97.23 | 99% | 2023-07-10 |
| 6699. | Ugnius (popcorn325) | 97.23 | 98% | 2021-05-05 |
| 6700. | Ryan (r_b_tessier) | 97.23 | 98% | 2013-04-02 |
| 6701. | April (aclockworkapril) | 97.22 | 93% | 2011-07-16 |
| 6702. | Steve (myll_) | 97.22 | 97% | 2014-03-12 |
| 6703. | Igor (skeef79) | 97.21 | 97.7% | 2023-10-24 |
| 6704. | Tom (welestgw) | 97.21 | — | 2009-10-27 |
| 6705. | (dev_rec) | 97.21 | 97% | 2020-12-29 |
| 6706. | Repeats.. Repeats everywher... | 97.21 | 87% | 2014-06-30 |
| 6707. | Edna (edna) | 97.21 | — | 2009-11-19 |
| 6708. | Bhrianna (birdsofrhia) | 97.21 | 96% | 2012-03-28 |
| 6709. | Anton (antonbj3) | 97.21 | 94% | 2016-12-29 |
| 6710. | Pumpkin Raj (chillreksai) | 97.20 | 98% | 2022-04-22 |
| 6711. | maxwelljones14 (maxwelljones) | 97.20 | 97% | 2021-04-21 |
| 6712. | csAxer8 (csaxer) | 97.20 | 97% | 2022-05-26 |
| 6713. | squishy (squishy_shifu) | 97.20 | 98% | 2022-11-29 |
| 6714. | v (vlxu) | 97.20 | 98% | 2022-01-22 |
| 6715. | HRP⤠(ludacha) | 97.20 | 93% | 2014-01-23 |
| 6716. | Floris (3scapist) | 97.20 | 91% | 2015-08-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |