Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2101. | Chris (big_z) | 85.09 | 97% | 2018-04-07 |
| 2102. | Vlatzki (vlatzki) | 85.06 | 97% | 2019-08-30 |
| 2103. | Raz (lotanraz) | 85.06 | 96% | 2017-07-19 |
| 2104. | T^T (asylumchess) | 85.04 | 96% | 2018-08-09 |
| 2105. | h (justhurryupandmakemyacco... | 85.02 | 96% | 2018-05-13 |
| 2106. | jack (jackracer23) | 85.02 | 96% | 2018-06-03 |
| 2107. | Marco (marc7202) | 85.01 | 98% | 2018-08-19 |
| 2108. | Kentaro (k3n74r0) | 84.98 | 98% | 2017-10-07 |
| 2109. | R (ryip0716) | 84.97 | 99% | 2019-04-04 |
| 2110. | Luke (povman) | 84.97 | 98% | 2019-07-09 |
| 2111. | alexander (yummyspiderman) | 84.95 | 96% | 2018-12-14 |
| 2112. | Michael (mercury28) | 84.95 | 98% | 2020-07-30 |
| 2113. | Kenny (therealvirusss) | 84.94 | 98% | 2019-08-30 |
| 2114. | Federico (_cali) | 84.94 | 96% | 2020-03-27 |
| 2115. | Chinchin (mechanical1337) | 84.94 | 97% | 2019-09-01 |
| 2116. | Oleh (oshate) | 84.93 | 95% | 2019-02-18 |
| 2117. | Memes (boomx9) | 84.92 | 98% | 2019-03-11 |
| 2118. | 🍆 (dev_null) | 84.92 | 97% | 2017-12-28 |
| 2119. | T_0nio (t_onio) | 84.91 | 97% | 2020-08-23 |
| 2120. | James (jhoffman1204) | 84.90 | 97% | 2019-12-02 |
| 2121. | Suresh (sureshkapri0) | 84.90 | 97% | 2018-04-19 |
| 2122. | Mango (mangotdm) | 84.88 | 96% | 2019-04-17 |
| 2123. | Oli (oli94) | 84.86 | 97% | 2017-10-15 |
| 2124. | Boris (bb667) | 84.86 | 96% | 2020-07-08 |
| 2125. | Elijah (nom3rcy1) | 84.84 | 96% | 2017-09-18 |
| 2126. | Maize (maizerowan82) | 84.83 | 99% | 2020-03-16 |
| 2127. | jas (orjasm) | 84.81 | 98% | 2020-11-24 |
| 2128. | Kelli (kellil08) | 84.80 | 99% | 2018-12-15 |
| 2129. | Shane (sghiotto1) | 84.79 | 96% | 2020-10-02 |
| 2130. | Jseam (henlojseam) | 84.75 | 97% | 2020-02-10 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 9,681 | 80.12 | June 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 10 | 63.06 | February 14, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 8 | 111.93 | April 14, 2018 |