I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3695. | eeee (eeee_) | 106.43 | 98% | 2019-06-05 |
| 3696. | (mylove4u) | 106.43 | 95% | 2016-01-12 |
| 3697. | Justin (mow_m1) | 106.42 | 97% | 2026-03-13 |
| 3698. | Inane (inane) | 106.42 | 98% | 2017-04-30 |
| 3699. | Bob (billybobjoe1515) | 106.42 | 88% | 2016-11-02 |
| 3700. | Khoi Nguyen (vukhoinguyen8492) | 106.39 | 98% | 2015-12-05 |
| 3701. | Nate (nathanbev) | 106.39 | 98% | 2018-02-28 |
| 3702. | Ayaz (ayazkhan) | 106.38 | 97% | 2016-08-03 |
| 3703. | Andy (adc4392) | 106.37 | 98% | 2015-08-28 |
| 3704. | Raymond (xpain123451) | 106.36 | 96% | 2019-08-28 |
| 3705. | Gregory (gregoryshen212) | 106.35 | 96% | 2020-10-17 |
| 3706. | CraZe (imnotcraze) | 106.34 | 99.5% | 2024-01-11 |
| 3707. | gtg dinner (ijikman) | 106.34 | 98% | 2021-06-14 |
| 3708. | Richard (blueark88) | 106.34 | 95% | 2016-12-04 |
| 3709. | tim (ttim1) | 106.33 | 97.4% | 2023-07-07 |
| 3710. | Lowell (lowellfailingenglish) | 106.33 | 96% | 2020-09-29 |
| 3711. | Josh (j2k__) | 106.32 | 99% | 2022-05-05 |
| 3712. | 🍆 (dev_null) | 106.32 | 98% | 2021-03-13 |
| 3713. | baked (bakedchickengames) | 106.32 | 96% | 2016-08-01 |
| 3714. | Daggerpov (read_my_name) | 106.31 | 98% | 2020-09-22 |
| 3715. | Resist (resist) | 106.31 | 95% | 2015-08-12 |
| 3716. | Owen (keppilion) | 106.30 | 96.7% | 2023-11-26 |
| 3717. | frosty (frostydisco) | 106.30 | 99% | 2021-09-10 |
| 3718. | pingu (slowpokeboy) | 106.30 | 98% | 2021-07-02 |
| 3719. | Johnofan (johnofan) | 106.29 | 99% | 2025-09-06 |
| 3720. | krishna (krishhhhna) | 106.29 | 98.5% | 2024-10-30 |
| 3721. | Tim (tplank44) | 106.28 | 99% | 2025-06-18 |
| 3722. | Dylan (dackels) | 106.28 | 94% | 2016-12-22 |
| 3723. | staticwasabi (staticwasabi) | 106.27 | 97.9% | 2025-05-09 |
| 3724. | beachill (beachill) | 106.26 | 97% | 2023-05-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |