So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 31313. | Aidan (aidan_hunter) | 50.70 | 85% | 2015-10-25 |
| 31314. | tina (capirinha) | 50.70 | — | 2008-09-04 |
| 31315. | Anonymous (novercy) | 50.70 | 92% | 2013-01-31 |
| 31316. | Vivek (vivek_kumar) | 50.70 | 94% | 2012-03-15 |
| 31317. | henry (heart_breaker_boy14) | 50.70 | — | 2009-05-05 |
| 31318. | Jeremy (geekjeremy) | 50.69 | 92% | 2011-11-09 |
| 31319. | Tanvir (shishir119) | 50.69 | 95% | 2021-06-26 |
| 31320. | Leo Janry (ljanre) | 50.69 | 96% | 2023-02-09 |
| 31321. | Samuel (sammassam) | 50.69 | 96% | 2023-02-25 |
| 31322. | Zach (qwerty1221) | 50.69 | 93% | 2020-11-18 |
| 31323. | Catch22 (kngjms) | 50.69 | 92% | 2012-07-21 |
| 31324. | Daniel (jernberg) | 50.69 | 85% | 2015-03-20 |
| 31325. | Eric (eric923) | 50.69 | 95% | 2013-12-14 |
| 31326. | Tomas (funtom) | 50.69 | — | 2008-11-09 |
| 31327. | Minh (praythuong) | 50.69 | 94% | 2013-02-26 |
| 31328. | joseph (charm_joseph) | 50.69 | 89% | 2011-12-01 |
| 31329. | Devender (dev2002) | 50.68 | 97% | 2023-04-09 |
| 31330. | Mathias (mathias0512) | 50.68 | 94.3% | 2023-10-26 |
| 31331. | Hi (hime_) | 50.68 | 95% | 2020-02-11 |
| 31332. | Nam (ttn1z) | 50.68 | 97% | 2014-05-22 |
| 31333. | Sur (phonelock) | 50.68 | 87% | 2015-10-10 |
| 31334. | milluki (milluki) | 50.68 | 92% | 2014-07-20 |
| 31335. | Dominik (killerqueen912) | 50.68 | 96% | 2019-03-20 |
| 31336. | Abdullah (abdullah_mostafa) | 50.67 | 97% | 2017-10-20 |
| 31337. | Adam (vincentadam) | 50.67 | 97% | 2021-07-29 |
| 31338. | ALIF (ronin98) | 50.67 | 97% | 2020-04-07 |
| 31339. | TypeTard (typetard) | 50.67 | 99% | 2012-11-18 |
| 31340. | Roman (roneythesnail) | 50.67 | 96% | 2019-08-31 |
| 31341. | Raghav (raghavg) | 50.67 | 95% | 2018-04-05 |
| 31342. | cark (cark10) | 50.67 | 91% | 2016-07-23 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |