So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 27958. | Suthichai (randombadger) | 55.33 | 96% | 2019-08-01 |
| 27959. | (vircatro) | 55.33 | — | 2009-04-27 |
| 27960. | Scott (sportsjenkins) | 55.33 | 94% | 2016-06-02 |
| 27961. | Dev (dev.salman@yahoo.com) | 55.33 | — | 2009-11-05 |
| 27962. | (akash_sharma) | 55.32 | 96% | 2022-01-17 |
| 27963. | Charles (snarls_charles) | 55.32 | 97% | 2021-09-08 |
| 27964. | (vladsh27) | 55.32 | 95% | 2021-02-09 |
| 27965. | (boboo321) | 55.32 | — | 2010-11-09 |
| 27966. | (aslait) | 55.31 | 98% | 2023-07-29 |
| 27967. | (pseudex) | 55.31 | 94% | 2014-10-17 |
| 27968. | (nitishdiwakar) | 55.31 | 94% | 2014-12-04 |
| 27969. | Braden (bradenp2) | 55.31 | 96% | 2020-02-24 |
| 27970. | (mnemonicaa) | 55.31 | 96% | 2020-05-02 |
| 27971. | (hafizishaq) | 55.31 | 95% | 2018-10-20 |
| 27972. | (spiros) | 55.31 | 97% | 2015-04-16 |
| 27973. | (peanut81494) | 55.31 | 95% | 2012-11-11 |
| 27974. | Divyanshu (dev064) | 55.30 | 96% | 2022-01-16 |
| 27975. | (lhauflin) | 55.30 | 91% | 2012-12-10 |
| 27976. | (chronos_timepiece) | 55.30 | 91% | 2015-05-26 |
| 27977. | Ashok (rayeu) | 55.30 | 94% | 2013-08-02 |
| 27978. | JAI SHRI GANESHAY NAMAH (di... | 55.29 | 99.7% | 2023-07-15 |
| 27979. | Alin (alinsteve) | 55.29 | 97.4% | 2023-06-12 |
| 27980. | AsianMan (themelon05) | 55.29 | 94% | 2021-08-21 |
| 27981. | (darry09) | 55.29 | 96% | 2021-04-21 |
| 27982. | (asmita_comp) | 55.29 | 98% | 2018-03-23 |
| 27983. | (dark_trap144) | 55.29 | 98% | 2012-01-23 |
| 27984. | (khan2) | 55.29 | — | 2010-08-22 |
| 27985. | Tonmoy (ah_tonmoy) | 55.28 | 95.2% | 2023-08-23 |
| 27986. | Sky (skywalker2) | 55.28 | 96% | 2022-11-04 |
| 27987. | (jy_16) | 55.28 | 95% | 2023-03-24 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |