Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 25824. | Jamie (kaptonplanet) | 60.01 | 97% | 2022-05-25 |
| 25825. | Ben (caaakeeey) | 60.01 | 98% | 2022-01-17 |
| 25826. | Efgenius (efgenius) | 60.01 | 89% | 2015-04-20 |
| 25827. | zz (zhyc) | 60.01 | 95% | 2013-04-14 |
| 25828. | Ashish (asis) | 60.01 | 91% | 2014-10-07 |
| 25829. | sun (ny_dkxh) | 60.00 | 95% | 2021-11-11 |
| 25830. | Mayank (mayankraj) | 60.00 | 91% | 2014-07-19 |
| 25831. | Mike (chomeror) | 60.00 | 94% | 2023-02-20 |
| 25832. | Sirojiddin (sirojiddin_kh) | 60.00 | 95% | 2023-08-01 |
| 25833. | Alex (stratplyr01) | 60.00 | 92% | 2014-01-20 |
| 25834. | Morris (morrisaylwin) | 60.00 | 96% | 2012-09-08 |
| 25835. | Michael (switchseven) | 59.99 | 95% | 2016-04-19 |
| 25836. | Supachok (feifei_) | 59.99 | 97% | 2022-10-15 |
| 25837. | Sammy (yusamuel03) | 59.99 | 95% | 2021-03-23 |
| 25838. | Paul (warrenpya) | 59.99 | 95% | 2017-12-27 |
| 25839. | Hoa (tigonh81) | 59.99 | 91% | 2014-04-04 |
| 25840. | Albertp (alberto4life) | 59.98 | 95% | 2017-11-15 |
| 25841. | winter (kitzy) | 59.98 | 96% | 2019-12-25 |
| 25842. | Michael (mobo_dash) | 59.98 | 98% | 2022-07-06 |
| 25843. | rodrigo (rodtronx) | 59.98 | 97% | 2021-06-08 |
| 25844. | KerfuffliciousKrab (kerfuff... | 59.98 | 95% | 2021-07-25 |
| 25845. | Alex (grumpyburgie) | 59.98 | 93% | 2021-04-01 |
| 25846. | Rosana (resp37) | 59.98 | — | 2009-05-29 |
| 25847. | OM KATHAIT (om_kathait) | 59.98 | 91% | 2012-12-29 |
| 25848. | Kristen (kstuart) | 59.98 | 88% | 2015-05-18 |
| 25849. | tharun (fanatique) | 59.98 | 94% | 2014-10-30 |
| 25850. | Dev (dev.salman@yahoo.com) | 59.98 | — | 2009-11-30 |
| 25851. | IGOR (lordiggy) | 59.97 | 89% | 2011-12-28 |
| 25852. | John (starfighter) | 59.97 | — | 2009-08-11 |
| 25853. | Nam (hainam) | 59.97 | 97% | 2013-12-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |