I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
Active since April 3, 2015.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11356. | aeouaoeu (slow_guy) | 82.89 | 96% | 2017-05-12 |
| 11357. | Asfaloth (gstlarjpalra) | 82.88 | 97% | 2024-01-17 |
| 11358. | Noah (foamf) | 82.88 | 98% | 2019-10-14 |
| 11359. | Kevin (flash98765) | 82.88 | 97% | 2022-12-12 |
| 11360. | Pierce (jedipierce) | 82.88 | 95% | 2020-10-01 |
| 11361. | Key (keyknight) | 82.88 | 98% | 2016-02-15 |
| 11362. | John (typist426) | 82.88 | 97% | 2017-09-01 |
| 11363. | Sam (sam_mat) | 82.87 | 98% | 2021-12-10 |
| 11364. | johnson (johnsonbrohnson) | 82.87 | 95% | 2022-06-19 |
| 11365. | Alisher (saegl) | 82.87 | 98% | 2023-05-29 |
| 11366. | Richie (richiele_01) | 82.87 | 97% | 2021-05-07 |
| 11367. | gwen (abcdbga) | 82.87 | 97.1% | 2021-02-12 |
| 11368. | Austin (au_oz) | 82.87 | 96% | 2022-03-07 |
| 11369. | Jared (waffles77) | 82.86 | 96% | 2016-06-19 |
| 11370. | Dima (dima14) | 82.86 | 97% | 2023-04-11 |
| 11371. | sakim (kakai123) | 82.86 | 93% | 2015-06-18 |
| 11372. | Hung (tekkan) | 82.85 | 97% | 2022-01-16 |
| 11373. | frank (frankpc) | 82.85 | 97% | 2022-04-14 |
| 11374. | Dawson (drings) | 82.85 | 96% | 2020-11-16 |
| 11375. | d'toe 😎😎😎😎 (det... | 82.85 | 96% | 2020-06-22 |
| 11376. | Austin (weirdy) | 82.85 | 96% | 2015-04-14 |
| 11377. | Bob (ieatyou1) | 82.85 | 94% | 2016-02-14 |
| 11378. | Eidolon (eidolonxiv) | 82.84 | 91% | 2016-09-27 |
| 11379. | B (batyrn) | 82.84 | 98% | 2019-03-22 |
| 11380. | Prok (prok_773) | 82.84 | 96% | 2024-05-24 |
| 11381. | Lonie (loniewong) | 82.84 | 95% | 2017-07-25 |
| 11382. | not gammoron (gammoron) | 82.84 | 96% | 2018-08-29 |
| 11383. | Daniel (foopdewoopman) | 82.83 | 97% | 2016-01-29 |
| 11384. | ogkatumus (ogkatumus) | 82.83 | 97% | 2021-03-03 |
| 11385. | Samuel (spiriteater) | 82.83 | 97% | 2020-09-23 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |