As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 22120. | Ana (anophoo) | 55.64 | 97% | 2015-11-25 |
| 22121. | G (kalmyk) | 55.64 | 94% | 2016-08-16 |
| 22122. | Mạnh (mustbesuccess) | 55.64 | 98% | 2023-03-25 |
| 22123. | imscreecher (imscreecher) | 55.64 | 95.5% | 2021-02-02 |
| 22124. | ChronoWolf8 🐺 (kaydenlem... | 55.63 | 95% | 2022-01-11 |
| 22125. | fihee (fihee) | 55.63 | 96% | 2021-02-06 |
| 22126. | danny (zer02wo) | 55.62 | 96% | 2021-05-08 |
| 22127. | Steve (speedyboiiiii69) | 55.62 | 96% | 2023-08-08 |
| 22128. | Sam (sampatrickds) | 55.62 | 97% | 2022-04-15 |
| 22129. | spoon (ivebrokendown) | 55.62 | 95% | 2020-10-22 |
| 22130. | Sheraz (khanatscp) | 55.62 | 98% | 2020-01-04 |
| 22131. | Pengy (afrazierboy2001) | 55.61 | 94% | 2018-10-05 |
| 22132. | Magnus (schlagervitz) | 55.61 | 96% | 2016-09-04 |
| 22133. | Alan (alan17navarro) | 55.61 | 94% | 2020-07-05 |
| 22134. | Prasetyo (splizert) | 55.61 | 95% | 2016-02-26 |
| 22135. | Solomon (deputycommissioner... | 55.60 | 96% | 2021-09-12 |
| 22136. | Not_in_their_name (deth_let... | 55.59 | 96% | 2022-10-25 |
| 22137. | matthew (nezuko) | 55.59 | 95% | 2022-09-12 |
| 22138. | ko (nakanidashite) | 55.59 | 96% | 2021-06-23 |
| 22139. | P (pracs210) | 55.59 | 95% | 2021-02-18 |
| 22140. | Sasuke (sasuke0004) | 55.59 | 95% | 2019-09-18 |
| 22141. | Muzammil (muzammil2000) | 55.59 | 95% | 2016-08-08 |
| 22142. | Silent (silent_c1c4d4) | 55.58 | 95% | 2021-04-28 |
| 22143. | y (bzy107) | 55.58 | 96% | 2022-04-22 |
| 22144. | Michael (magic_michael) | 55.58 | 96% | 2023-02-12 |
| 22145. | Deepjyoti (deepjyoti__dj7) | 55.58 | 93% | 2020-10-26 |
| 22146. | uh oh (uhoh_uhoh) | 55.58 | 97% | 2020-08-22 |
| 22147. | faebdc (faebdc) | 55.58 | 96% | 2016-03-17 |
| 22148. | マット (mat_rusty) | 55.58 | 93% | 2018-01-27 |
| 22149. | mat O (mat_o) | 55.57 | 98% | 2023-05-31 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |