I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7362. | Andrei (artoorie312) | 93.96 | 98% | 2018-08-18 |
| 7363. | Olivander (olivander) | 93.95 | 100% | 2025-09-08 |
| 7364. | Joey (joeymichaud) | 93.95 | 97% | 2017-05-17 |
| 7365. | Ahead of you (wadehuangjr) | 93.95 | 98% | 2022-06-24 |
| 7366. | Howard (howaard) | 93.95 | 96% | 2017-04-27 |
| 7367. | Manzur (manzur) | 93.95 | 97% | 2017-06-21 |
| 7368. | Mark (haxos) | 93.94 | 96% | 2021-03-24 |
| 7369. | secfi (imdupy) | 93.94 | 98% | 2023-12-16 |
| 7370. | J0hn (johnjonez23) | 93.94 | 98% | 2021-02-03 |
| 7371. | R y a n (wertsdflaptop) | 93.94 | 93% | 2017-01-25 |
| 7372. | Link (palfuzonk) | 93.94 | 87% | 2017-05-10 |
| 7373. | Sokratis (sokratis) | 93.93 | 97.2% | 2025-02-21 |
| 7374. | Jack (touvski) | 93.92 | 99.3% | 2025-05-05 |
| 7375. | Heather (h_bomb) | 93.92 | 99% | 2022-04-30 |
| 7376. | Rall (raullll) | 93.92 | 96.7% | 2023-05-28 |
| 7377. | Dave (erose524) | 93.92 | 97% | 2018-11-05 |
| 7378. | Detchurrie (detch) | 93.91 | 99% | 2023-04-04 |
| 7379. | Mom (mahm) | 93.91 | 96% | 2017-06-23 |
| 7380. | John (jmorn) | 93.90 | 97% | 2023-12-15 |
| 7381. | mootyhoot (mootyhoot) | 93.90 | 98% | 2025-09-29 |
| 7382. | Sam (samdog18@hotmail.com) | 93.90 | 91% | 2017-04-13 |
| 7383. | Aram X (raidalaotibi) | 93.89 | 98% | 2023-11-01 |
| 7384. | meow67 (meow67) | 93.88 | 97% | 2024-12-14 |
| 7385. | vaibhav (vaibhav6996) | 93.88 | 98% | 2022-05-10 |
| 7386. | Spraito (spraito) | 93.88 | 98% | 2023-08-28 |
| 7387. | James (ysangmok) | 93.87 | 98% | 2025-10-01 |
| 7388. | 290+ (jee_main_2025_topper) | 93.87 | 95% | 2025-01-22 |
| 7389. | $$$$ (for_fun) | 93.87 | 98% | 2021-09-27 |
| 7390. | Dkippy (sirdunklenutsiii) | 93.86 | 98% | 2021-06-05 |
| 7391. | FlueBayouLOL (ah0y) | 93.86 | 98% | 2018-10-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |