Look man... I can't watch this. I can't take this torture no more, I can't... I can't watch this. Pay the bills, station break. Break it down! Operators are standing by. Cubic zirconium necklace. You're soaking in it. And our fabulous swimsuit issue. When you've got a headache this big. Read the book. This is your brain on drugs. I've fallen and I can't get up!
—from I Can't Watch This, a song by "Weird Al" Yankovic
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1669. | Selemeles (selemeles) | 84.89 | 96% | 2018-10-02 |
| 1670. | Hunter (hunter_5mith) | 84.88 | 99% | 2019-09-21 |
| 1671. | Kyozō (thegiantchip) | 84.88 | 96% | 2019-05-31 |
| 1672. | Gabe (dyrozang) | 84.86 | 96% | 2019-10-15 |
| 1673. | Valdis (kamis1232) | 84.86 | 98% | 2018-03-10 |
| 1674. | Samuel (bigbadblowfish) | 84.82 | 98% | 2019-01-13 |
| 1675. | Eve (evehelin) | 84.79 | 98% | 2019-11-02 |
| 1676. | Dog (typing_doggo) | 84.79 | 98% | 2020-10-26 |
| 1677. | Buiman001 (buiman001) | 84.79 | 95% | 2018-10-19 |
| 1678. | Ty (veggietypes) | 84.77 | 98% | 2019-01-10 |
| 1679. | Sheel (sheel) | 84.77 | 98% | 2017-10-12 |
| 1680. | Shortcut (teamshortcut) | 84.76 | 95% | 2019-03-20 |
| 1681. | cpl_chillaxton (cpl_chillax... | 84.75 | 99% | 2018-04-24 |
| 1682. | Anony (sqisz1) | 84.71 | 98% | 2020-04-01 |
| 1683. | Vazire (vazire) | 84.71 | 98% | 2017-11-14 |
| 1684. | Yoro (yoroiihatemaki) | 84.70 | 97% | 2018-05-12 |
| 1685. | Neil Adrian (destroyer_46) | 84.68 | 97% | 2017-07-14 |
| 1686. | Simon (simms34) | 84.67 | 98% | 2018-02-24 |
| 1687. | Daichi (daichii) | 84.66 | 98% | 2020-05-28 |
| 1688. | sMarty (imrwonder2) | 84.66 | 98% | 2017-09-11 |
| 1689. | Justin (jusain) | 84.65 | 96% | 2019-02-28 |
| 1690. | danny (dannycool241) | 84.64 | 97% | 2020-07-06 |
| 1691. | thranduills (thranduills) | 84.64 | 98% | 2018-08-20 |
| 1692. | Ryan (rinselmann) | 84.59 | 100% | 2020-12-14 |
| 1693. | Liszt (konradisch) | 84.59 | 96% | 2018-12-10 |
| 1694. | Hieu (hieugrection) | 84.57 | 96% | 2020-11-11 |
| 1695. | rngy (rngy) | 84.55 | 97% | 2017-07-19 |
| 1696. | Ilyas (aydoohhkb) | 84.54 | 97% | 2020-05-24 |
| 1697. | Ben (bicapitalization) | 84.49 | 98% | 2020-01-09 |
| 1698. | Jellie (jelliebancal) | 84.46 | 97% | 2019-01-22 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,595 | 76.89 | June 26, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 11 | 91.61 | March 4, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 55.43 | August 1, 2020 |
| Sean Wrona's Universe | 1 | 171.18 | April 16, 2017 |