As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13126. | .... (whizzydizzy100) | 77.00 | 97% | 2017-02-20 |
| 13127. | Brian (scottyb) | 77.00 | 90% | 2016-03-07 |
| 13128. | Anton (karton) | 76.99 | 97% | 2019-01-11 |
| 13129. | Oliwier (o1ci0) | 76.99 | 97% | 2024-01-28 |
| 13130. | Gum (gumwrapper) | 76.99 | 98% | 2021-05-18 |
| 13131. | Kinst (swiftens) | 76.98 | 96% | 2021-08-17 |
| 13132. | Amy (amy159) | 76.98 | 91% | 2015-12-31 |
| 13133. | 光次郎 (koujiro) | 76.98 | 96% | 2022-03-11 |
| 13134. | huh (noirblnqqq) | 76.98 | 97% | 2021-08-20 |
| 13135. | datmeko (uralbeking) | 76.98 | 95.8% | 2021-02-19 |
| 13136. | Michael (schuh98) | 76.98 | 97% | 2021-09-17 |
| 13137. | Justin (jubstein) | 76.98 | 95% | 2020-11-12 |
| 13138. | tstats[jgschu40] (jgschu40) | 76.98 | 96% | 2021-09-03 |
| 13139. | Mike (yoshyosh) | 76.97 | 97% | 2024-06-10 |
| 13140. | Denis (1nadequacy) | 76.97 | 96% | 2016-03-19 |
| 13141. | Hieu (txhieu) | 76.97 | 96% | 2017-03-15 |
| 13142. | Steef (skunitz) | 76.96 | 96% | 2015-06-23 |
| 13143. | gurditts (kenyasugondeez) | 76.96 | 97% | 2023-02-07 |
| 13144. | Duke (ducanup01) | 76.96 | 98% | 2022-01-21 |
| 13145. | Terrance (edgy_iguana) | 76.96 | 96% | 2022-12-02 |
| 13146. | 1 (desser2) | 76.96 | 97% | 2021-05-17 |
| 13147. | VEEEE (acowname) | 76.96 | 99% | 2018-09-10 |
| 13148. | rushil (rushil17chawla) | 76.96 | 97% | 2020-01-19 |
| 13149. | Pepi (pepimen843) | 76.95 | 96% | 2022-08-19 |
| 13150. | ensarp (entity313) | 76.94 | 97% | 2023-05-07 |
| 13151. | D (consumption) | 76.94 | 97% | 2021-09-19 |
| 13152. | Patrick (deathtoclickies) | 76.93 | 97% | 2022-06-04 |
| 13153. | AMAN (player7714) | 76.93 | 96.8% | 2024-02-07 |
| 13154. | Str (strmps) | 76.93 | 98% | 2021-07-16 |
| 13155. | Mams (mammaryfoam) | 76.93 | 96% | 2015-09-10 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |