The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4689. | Rubin (rrubinski) | 101.06 | 97% | 2017-11-11 |
| 4690. | Slowest (slowesttypist418) | 101.06 | 96% | 2019-12-02 |
| 4691. | Sean (banannigans) | 101.05 | 98% | 2016-04-15 |
| 4692. | Doroteya (henrydp018) | 101.04 | 98% | 2024-05-04 |
| 4693. | \ (kaiberu) | 101.04 | 97% | 2017-02-03 |
| 4694. | Sma (smashin) | 101.04 | 96% | 2014-04-23 |
| 4695. | jane (conanobrien) | 101.03 | 99% | 2025-04-11 |
| 4696. | Levi (coddity) | 101.03 | 98% | 2024-02-02 |
| 4697. | !PROTOCOL! (drac99) | 101.03 | 97.6% | 2025-04-23 |
| 4698. | anon (triphosphate) | 101.03 | 99% | 2023-05-05 |
| 4699. | Bofa (koba1953) | 101.03 | 97.1% | 2024-09-04 |
| 4700. | Michael (xephid) | 101.03 | 95% | 2016-09-02 |
| 4701. | Shiyyo (shiyyo) | 101.03 | 98% | 2021-01-19 |
| 4702. | edisondotme (annuit02) | 101.03 | 98% | 2016-10-17 |
| 4703. | Nick (heyitsnick) | 101.03 | 92% | 2014-01-09 |
| 4704. | Rusty Z. (rustyz) | 101.02 | 92% | 2015-10-07 |
| 4705. | Derrick (derrickhnguyen) | 101.01 | 93% | 2017-02-12 |
| 4706. | Shaun (hemoe) | 101.01 | 97% | 2020-03-03 |
| 4707. | a_p (aperea) | 101.01 | 97% | 2023-03-24 |
| 4708. | frank (fastfingersfrank) | 101.01 | 97.4% | 2024-11-08 |
| 4709. | Jonathan (jmart1) | 101.01 | 91% | 2014-10-01 |
| 4710. | Jordy (mrollie) | 101.00 | 98% | 2018-11-30 |
| 4711. | Aidan (aidan7777) | 100.99 | 91% | 2015-03-02 |
| 4712. | ninety (ninetyones) | 100.98 | 97% | 2024-01-25 |
| 4713. | Casey (xenosaq) | 100.98 | 93% | 2012-09-29 |
| 4714. | ezrael (zarepwnz) | 100.98 | 98% | 2023-09-20 |
| 4715. | storm (stooormmm) | 100.98 | 98% | 2022-09-13 |
| 4716. | Aaron (diesirae91) | 100.98 | 99% | 2022-03-19 |
| 4717. | Deuce (edge) | 100.98 | — | 2010-05-14 |
| 4718. | David (davecoolkid) | 100.97 | 98% | 2020-12-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |