And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10495. | Albert (olyumpus) | 96.86 | 97% | 2017-08-29 |
| 10496. | Chris (runic) | 96.86 | — | 2011-01-13 |
| 10497. | 94 (abdulraham) | 96.85 | 96% | 2023-05-20 |
| 10498. | Seth (purolium) | 96.85 | 97% | 2022-03-02 |
| 10499. | athaaan (athaaan) | 96.85 | — | 2009-10-08 |
| 10500. | gaston (gastonlag) | 96.84 | 96% | 2011-12-07 |
| 10501. | Thatisdifficult (thatisdiff... | 96.84 | 99% | 2017-07-26 |
| 10502. | Chris (emrick) | 96.83 | 96% | 2011-05-21 |
| 10503. | Ritesh (ritz212) | 96.83 | 98% | 2022-02-14 |
| 10504. | 🤝🤝 (joejiunn) | 96.83 | 99% | 2022-08-22 |
| 10505. | J (jcbears) | 96.83 | 97% | 2022-08-24 |
| 10506. | LJ (samurai7694) | 96.83 | 91% | 2014-02-12 |
| 10507. | Rollie (rollieann) | 96.82 | 96% | 2014-11-21 |
| 10508. | Hary (slayerr19) | 96.82 | 95% | 2011-05-26 |
| 10509. | Foqsi (foqsi) | 96.82 | 97% | 2021-07-11 |
| 10510. | Gavin (gaschindler) | 96.81 | 98% | 2019-07-03 |
| 10511. | Krrimson (krrimson) | 96.80 | 99% | 2019-04-23 |
| 10512. | K (ksil_surface) | 96.80 | 97% | 2020-02-12 |
| 10513. | Bo (iambochen) | 96.80 | 90% | 2016-03-01 |
| 10514. | Trevor (humblebum) | 96.80 | 88% | 2014-01-30 |
| 10515. | Brian (brianfellows) | 96.80 | 97% | 2017-08-29 |
| 10516. | Derpy_Nugget (derpy_nugget) | 96.80 | 98% | 2022-09-30 |
| 10517. | Jared (jnishika) | 96.80 | — | 2010-08-11 |
| 10518. | Luan (luan0763) | 96.80 | 99% | 2017-12-11 |
| 10519. | Bridgit (cosmic5) | 96.79 | 91% | 2013-04-24 |
| 10520. | James (james886) | 96.79 | 98% | 2012-12-29 |
| 10521. | Ian (petperson) | 96.79 | 95% | 2013-02-19 |
| 10522. | Michael (tranquility) | 96.79 | — | 2009-04-17 |
| 10523. | go_fk (yourself_buddy) | 96.79 | — | 2009-04-02 |
| 10524. | Jake (acidic) | 96.79 | 94% | 2016-04-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |