I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5673. | idell (notidell) | 99.40 | 99% | 2022-06-12 |
| 5674. | Something (pandathis) | 99.40 | 96% | 2021-01-26 |
| 5675. | ช่วยด้วย (k... | 99.40 | 98% | 2017-02-03 |
| 5676. | Nina (ninaaaaaaaaa) | 99.39 | 97% | 2022-12-07 |
| 5677. | Fat Squirrel (neihs) | 99.38 | 97% | 2021-05-27 |
| 5678. | helpo (helpohelpo) | 99.37 | 97% | 2021-05-06 |
| 5679. | ben (bumbleben7) | 99.37 | 96% | 2021-07-16 |
| 5680. | Severin (elmo96) | 99.36 | 98% | 2021-11-21 |
| 5681. | johnny12345 (johnny123450106) | 99.36 | 97% | 2020-05-22 |
| 5682. | Daniel (oksshammy) | 99.36 | 98% | 2018-05-30 |
| 5683. | yuhaocooper (yuhaocooper) | 99.36 | 97% | 2021-03-08 |
| 5684. | Ikenna (odogwu) | 99.35 | 97% | 2023-07-17 |
| 5685. | Axel (sector7) | 99.35 | 98% | 2025-04-21 |
| 5686. | Abu (abushakeeb) | 99.35 | 98% | 2022-01-15 |
| 5687. | Speedies19 (speedies19) | 99.34 | 98% | 2020-04-09 |
| 5688. | Kagi (ivankeyz) | 99.34 | 94% | 2017-01-18 |
| 5689. | Don Speed (donspeed69) | 99.33 | 99% | 2024-04-23 |
| 5690. | Derp (derpfanlo) | 99.33 | 97% | 2025-09-08 |
| 5691. | Joel (phitsuh) | 99.33 | 99% | 2021-10-26 |
| 5692. | Eshan (eshakrani) | 99.33 | 98% | 2019-08-11 |
| 5693. | Amir (amirbudicecep) | 99.33 | 99% | 2017-05-29 |
| 5694. | Bryan (iduhowpeopledo150wpm) | 99.32 | 98% | 2020-07-21 |
| 5695. | Mawon (wonlee) | 99.31 | 99% | 2021-09-18 |
| 5696. | Tuna (stanislas) | 99.30 | 92% | 2017-01-16 |
| 5697. | a (albqc) | 99.30 | 98% | 2021-03-20 |
| 5698. | León (lr610) | 99.30 | 97% | 2017-05-13 |
| 5699. | Alex (alexthebaddie) | 99.29 | 98.4% | 2023-10-26 |
| 5700. | Keith (jkcdarunday) | 99.28 | 99% | 2018-09-11 |
| 5701. | Ben (caaakeeey) | 99.28 | 98% | 2022-04-07 |
| 5702. | impostor (ilikepotatoesixty... | 99.27 | 98% | 2021-09-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |