Kryten: Sir, I just can't eat any more raw coffee. Lister: [pouring a jar of coffee grounds into his bowl] Two more bowls. Kryten: But I, sir, I am sober, honest! Lister: OK, who are you and why are you here? Kryten: I'm some kind of robot, who's fighting this virus, and none of this exists. It's all in a fever. Except for you guys, who really do exist, only you're not really here, you're really in some spaceship in the future. If that's got to make sense, I don't wanna *be* sober!
—from Red Dwarf: Gunmen of the Apocalypse, a other by Rob Grant and Doug Naylor
Active since June 26, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2251. | Daniel (danndmv01) | 48.63 | 97% | 2017-11-04 |
| 2252. | James (cjparumog) | 48.57 | 95% | 2018-05-04 |
| 2253. | Afsal (npafsal) | 48.54 | 97% | 2017-11-15 |
| 2254. | JAvier (airho18) | 48.53 | 96% | 2018-02-17 |
| 2255. | Ruta (rutav) | 48.53 | 95% | 2018-07-23 |
| 2256. | BASIL (basilps123) | 48.52 | 97% | 2018-10-04 |
| 2257. | Daniel (gismo359) | 48.41 | 93% | 2019-07-06 |
| 2258. | Glennis (biotic_god) | 48.41 | 93% | 2018-05-08 |
| 2259. | Gerhard (gkuschnik) | 48.39 | 96% | 2018-05-21 |
| 2260. | vasko (hexxerrino) | 48.32 | 96% | 2018-10-11 |
| 2261. | Neekoras (neekoras) | 48.31 | 94% | 2017-12-14 |
| 2262. | Isak (isapan) | 48.29 | 95% | 2018-02-08 |
| 2263. | Nathan (konan1126) | 48.28 | 98% | 2017-11-02 |
| 2264. | Albin (twixenz) | 48.28 | 98% | 2017-08-25 |
| 2265. | Sage (popo9913) | 48.23 | 93% | 2019-09-05 |
| 2266. | Anwaar (sadaathere) | 48.15 | 96% | 2019-08-31 |
| 2267. | Derf (derfmongrel) | 48.08 | 97% | 2018-08-04 |
| 2268. | Tosat (combustibletoast) | 48.01 | 94% | 2018-12-12 |
| 2269. | Jeremiah (jgdude) | 47.96 | 95% | 2017-09-24 |
| 2270. | Junaid (junaidnumlcs) | 47.94 | 96% | 2020-03-05 |
| 2271. | Veer (the_veer) | 47.91 | 94% | 2017-11-04 |
| 2272. | Zara (illgoeasyonyou) | 47.86 | 95% | 2019-01-21 |
| 2273. | Typer (typertyping) | 47.85 | 96% | 2019-04-19 |
| 2274. | cold (coldmind) | 47.80 | 96% | 2017-09-22 |
| 2275. | Ahmad (farisnotfafis) | 47.77 | 98% | 2019-06-30 |
| 2276. | zsolesz71 (zsolesz71) | 47.73 | 96% | 2018-03-21 |
| 2277. | Jonathan (theclashboy) | 47.71 | 96% | 2019-01-11 |
| 2278. | D (dabirik) | 47.68 | 96% | 2019-04-10 |
| 2279. | Leon (leonnorth) | 47.67 | 97% | 2017-07-30 |
| 2280. | ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ (catlh) | 47.58 | 95% | 2018-06-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 3,588 | 77.52 | June 26, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 11 | 79.26 | May 21, 2018 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 49.38 | October 28, 2021 |