The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 28283. | Morningstar (morningstarxua... | 58.34 | 93% | 2015-04-30 |
| 28284. | sunshine (chellenyasmin) | 58.34 | 93% | 2015-11-10 |
| 28285. | Ahmed (ahmedreda8) | 58.33 | 94% | 2023-04-18 |
| 28286. | Ahmad (ahmadsabbagh) | 58.33 | 96% | 2020-03-15 |
| 28287. | Steve (stevehawk) | 58.33 | 94% | 2017-07-23 |
| 28288. | Zaid (supremestflame) | 58.33 | 91% | 2016-04-10 |
| 28289. | swetha (swethaesp) | 58.32 | 96% | 2022-01-10 |
| 28290. | Buba Dorj (dbuba99) | 58.32 | 95% | 2022-06-04 |
| 28291. | tourist (amey_9) | 58.32 | 97% | 2021-12-10 |
| 28292. | Shabaz (shabazsyed) | 58.32 | 88% | 2016-07-12 |
| 28293. | Kristen (kstuart) | 58.32 | 82% | 2015-07-31 |
| 28294. | Kenilt (kenilt) | 58.31 | 94% | 2014-03-07 |
| 28295. | Alex (tulyngyo) | 58.31 | 96% | 2018-11-07 |
| 28296. | JEFFGKL (jeffgkl69) | 58.31 | 97% | 2021-10-06 |
| 28297. | Person (ali_666_) | 58.31 | 95% | 2020-04-13 |
| 28298. | GÜLDEREN (gulderen) | 58.31 | — | 2009-03-04 |
| 28299. | Tu (vuanhtu52) | 58.30 | 96% | 2020-01-21 |
| 28300. | Dennis (paisanousa) | 58.30 | 98% | 2012-07-07 |
| 28301. | Amanda (ag1999) | 58.30 | 97% | 2019-05-13 |
| 28302. | Ankur Gupta (ankur_g) | 58.30 | 98% | 2023-07-16 |
| 28303. | Abhi_Dvorak (abhyudaya_nair) | 58.30 | 96.1% | 2023-10-25 |
| 28304. | ゆず (yuzu) | 58.30 | 95% | 2013-06-22 |
| 28305. | varun (waldon) | 58.30 | 90% | 2011-09-03 |
| 28306. | Derf (derfmongrel) | 58.30 | 96% | 2021-11-17 |
| 28307. | Maya :) (maya_the_papaya) | 58.29 | 96% | 2020-12-30 |
| 28308. | Weiwei (roywwcheng) | 58.29 | — | 2009-07-18 |
| 28309. | Zach (manfromthemoon) | 58.29 | 96% | 2023-08-29 |
| 28310. | himalayansingh (himalayansi... | 58.29 | 92% | 2011-12-29 |
| 28311. | ╬♥♦♣♠╬ (ngocvuong) | 58.29 | 93% | 2014-03-09 |
| 28312. | anver (anverali) | 58.29 | 94% | 2014-06-10 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |