I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
—from Hyperbole and a half, a book by Alexandra Brosh
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 949. | cassheeww (cassheeww) | 100.34 | 98% | 2024-09-07 |
| 950. | UTF (utf8) | 100.34 | 97% | 2024-05-04 |
| 951. | MS (damanthc) | 100.34 | 96.8% | 2024-07-02 |
| 952. | varuvaru (vividkun) | 100.32 | 97% | 2024-10-23 |
| 953. | qui (_quixoticc) | 100.31 | 98% | 2024-06-17 |
| 954. | Haru (sasakiharu) | 100.29 | 98.9% | 2023-11-04 |
| 955. | (andop) | 100.29 | 97% | 2023-08-06 |
| 956. | Raphael (purified_salt) | 100.23 | 98.6% | 2024-08-29 |
| 957. | malew (jpen369) | 100.23 | 95.9% | 2024-01-04 |
| 958. | Conhor (lininmist) | 100.19 | 97% | 2024-05-29 |
| 959. | monkeyman (monkeyman3200) | 100.17 | 99% | 2024-07-17 |
| 960. | Viktor (wector77y) | 100.15 | 97% | 2023-08-14 |
| 961. | Sam (pulsefactor) | 100.13 | 97% | 2023-06-18 |
| 962. | Abby (abbyishuman) | 100.11 | 98% | 2024-01-23 |
| 963. | big (dont_cry) | 100.07 | 97% | 2023-08-06 |
| 964. | NobodyA (nobodya_) | 100.07 | 99% | 2023-12-18 |
| 965. | DeputyDerpy (deputyderpy) | 100.06 | 97% | 2024-07-31 |
| 966. | Lance (lznce) | 100.06 | 96% | 2025-02-23 |
| 967. | Shawn (r3m3dy) | 100.04 | 98% | 2024-02-11 |
| 968. | Ryan (thathei) | 100.04 | 97% | 2023-07-08 |
| 969. | Thai (kardashnguyen) | 100.03 | 97.2% | 2024-07-05 |
| 970. | ginga271 (ginga271) | 100.02 | 95.7% | 2025-02-23 |
| 971. | Luka (ellenor) | 100.00 | 97.5% | 2025-01-17 |
| 972. | Smeej (smeej) | 99.95 | 97.7% | 2024-01-28 |
| 973. | Adam (adamsyaq) | 99.95 | 97% | 2025-01-05 |
| 974. | Aaron (oofle007) | 99.94 | 99% | 2024-08-05 |
| 975. | penguin (penguinstar123) | 99.90 | 98% | 2024-03-07 |
| 976. | Warren (warrennnn) | 99.88 | 95.2% | 2025-02-05 |
| 977. | car (nostalgiatest) | 99.87 | 97% | 2024-02-24 |
| 978. | bigman (xdbigman) | 99.86 | 98% | 2024-11-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,268 | 96.84 | April 12, 2023 |