I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 16059. | Kevin (iuhnivek) | 71.74 | 97% | 2021-05-26 |
| 16060. | Brain (catch_2222) | 71.74 | 95.8% | 2024-08-06 |
| 16061. | David (cydmium) | 71.74 | 92% | 2016-03-25 |
| 16062. | Adam (vincentadam) | 71.74 | 98% | 2022-05-20 |
| 16063. | Akhila (akhilav10) | 71.74 | 93% | 2015-10-27 |
| 16064. | SidTheKid (sidthekid05) | 71.74 | 97% | 2021-01-01 |
| 16065. | Slueben (poijn) | 71.73 | 96% | 2018-12-29 |
| 16066. | SPICY (spicynote) | 71.73 | 96% | 2021-06-30 |
| 16067. | Josh (qjoshq) | 71.73 | 86% | 2017-01-12 |
| 16068. | Downtempo (33ro) | 71.73 | 98% | 2016-02-20 |
| 16069. | Kenley (kenfunky32) | 71.72 | 96% | 2020-05-12 |
| 16070. | Xuan Anh (depgiailamdo) | 71.72 | 95% | 2016-07-07 |
| 16071. | Cameron (cameron3212) | 71.72 | 95% | 2017-07-24 |
| 16072. | Brandon (dalivingdead) | 71.71 | 96% | 2019-04-24 |
| 16073. | Croods (croods) | 71.71 | 94% | 2022-05-18 |
| 16074. | Bob (bivhitscar) | 71.71 | 97% | 2017-08-30 |
| 16075. | Dennis (dennis_big_pp) | 71.70 | 97% | 2021-02-03 |
| 16076. | Lastre (lastre) | 71.70 | 97% | 2016-11-15 |
| 16077. | purushothaman (purush1702) | 71.70 | 93% | 2015-09-09 |
| 16078. | Mahdi (mahdiranjbar) | 71.69 | 97% | 2021-03-08 |
| 16079. | Child (childsnatcher) | 71.69 | 94% | 2020-12-28 |
| 16080. | Ankit (anky_96) | 71.69 | 94% | 2016-08-02 |
| 16081. | Yash (royal_ralhi) | 71.68 | 96% | 2022-07-18 |
| 16082. | Sebastian (themanblevins) | 71.68 | 97% | 2022-02-10 |
| 16083. | Marco (trimmerr) | 71.67 | 95% | 2021-01-22 |
| 16084. | Verne (vverne) | 71.67 | 98% | 2021-05-26 |
| 16085. | Mr Boring (mrboring) | 71.67 | 98% | 2018-05-15 |
| 16086. | Kristen (kstuart) | 71.67 | 90% | 2015-05-20 |
| 16087. | Jenn (jennyev) | 71.67 | 96% | 2017-06-01 |
| 16088. | jc.ekrem (jc_ekrem) | 71.66 | 96% | 2021-10-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |