The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 21853. | QUinn (ars3nic_) | 69.27 | 97% | 2021-04-26 |
| 21854. | Giorgos (pinkisntwell) | 69.27 | — | 2011-03-25 |
| 21855. | Druid (amrdruid) | 69.27 | 94% | 2014-02-13 |
| 21856. | Sachin (letsreach100wpm) | 69.26 | 97% | 2023-01-30 |
| 21857. | T (peacecraft_m) | 69.26 | 97.5% | 2023-10-14 |
| 21858. | STOIC (sachindra_111) | 69.26 | 97% | 2021-10-30 |
| 21859. | Martine (martinee) | 69.26 | 93% | 2019-11-26 |
| 21860. | Jordan (jrae06) | 69.26 | — | 2009-10-18 |
| 21861. | Marq (hlmomma) | 69.26 | — | 2008-10-24 |
| 21862. | Morad (morad_the_beast) | 69.25 | 96% | 2021-11-27 |
| 21863. | Sylwester (rex1313) | 69.25 | 96% | 2022-05-30 |
| 21864. | Beeb (3eebo) | 69.25 | 96% | 2020-08-24 |
| 21865. | Patrick (cyrow) | 69.25 | 94% | 2013-03-04 |
| 21866. | Jay (jaym433) | 69.25 | 92% | 2015-03-12 |
| 21867. | Blur (dunkrius) | 69.25 | 90% | 2016-08-05 |
| 21868. | Brooke (_brooke_) | 69.25 | — | 2009-01-24 |
| 21869. | Ray (rayologist) | 69.24 | 97% | 2023-04-18 |
| 21870. | Daniel (reachingthetop) | 69.24 | 97% | 2021-04-12 |
| 21871. | sankirtan (sankidra) | 69.24 | 97% | 2013-11-14 |
| 21872. | Bruce (figherto) | 69.24 | 92% | 2013-10-13 |
| 21873. | Deron (deronleon) | 69.24 | 92% | 2012-11-11 |
| 21874. | Murat (denizaykin) | 69.24 | — | 2009-10-20 |
| 21875. | Keaveney (keaveney) | 69.23 | 97% | 2023-07-24 |
| 21876. | oyoda (caduceon) | 69.23 | 90% | 2016-08-05 |
| 21877. | Jordan (jbaumans) | 69.23 | 92% | 2016-11-12 |
| 21878. | Oliver (razmemmo) | 69.23 | 96% | 2021-12-30 |
| 21879. | Sri Akshya (sri_akshya) | 69.23 | 97% | 2021-08-12 |
| 21880. | Joey (jmschrum) | 69.23 | 97% | 2020-12-13 |
| 21881. | Ian (germanika) | 69.23 | 91% | 2015-04-10 |
| 21882. | Niclas (freddydoo) | 69.23 | 92% | 2012-12-10 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |