The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3703. | lua (lualua) | 108.09 | 98% | 2013-12-04 |
| 3704. | Petar (karanfil) | 108.09 | 98% | 2015-04-23 |
| 3705. | Jason (jwatkins3) | 108.08 | — | 2010-08-11 |
| 3706. | Graham (drgraham) | 108.08 | — | 2008-12-07 |
| 3707. | Tane (husquin) | 108.07 | 99% | 2023-01-14 |
| 3708. | Edwin (edweezy) | 108.07 | 99% | 2020-12-17 |
| 3709. | discbox (discbox) | 108.07 | 98% | 2012-12-08 |
| 3710. | anT (gregorpingic) | 108.06 | 99% | 2020-06-27 |
| 3711. | Stephen (installed) | 108.06 | 98% | 2014-12-03 |
| 3712. | Carl (sookas) | 108.04 | 98% | 2012-11-14 |
| 3713. | Morris (reinheart) | 108.02 | 98% | 2020-12-16 |
| 3714. | NikoStrydum (nikostrydum_221) | 108.01 | 96% | 2020-08-26 |
| 3715. | oof (killafever) | 108.01 | 99% | 2018-11-21 |
| 3716. | Teho (matlab_indexer) | 108.00 | 98% | 2019-05-29 |
| 3717. | A (asegesta) | 108.00 | 98% | 2015-03-16 |
| 3718. | Marion (nappy_boy) | 107.99 | — | 2008-12-08 |
| 3719. | Demian Volkov (demianwolf) | 107.96 | 99% | 2022-03-18 |
| 3720. | Mat (tencion) | 107.95 | 97% | 2017-09-01 |
| 3721. | Felix (thehappycatfelix) | 107.94 | 97.9% | 2023-05-28 |
| 3722. | hi pasta (getrektpasta) | 107.94 | 97.9% | 2021-01-30 |
| 3723. | Brown (sh4rk) | 107.94 | — | 2009-07-28 |
| 3724. | Trevor (nithalak) | 107.94 | — | 2010-07-11 |
| 3725. | Tyler (thizzpwnt) | 107.94 | 96% | 2013-05-26 |
| 3726. | corklotus3 (corklotus3) | 107.93 | 97.9% | 2023-08-25 |
| 3727. | Fikri (fikri101) | 107.93 | 97% | 2019-07-01 |
| 3728. | Justin (slicked) | 107.93 | — | 2008-08-20 |
| 3729. | Chalz (gooshi23) | 107.92 | 99% | 2023-05-25 |
| 3730. | GSM BERKAH (andyyusuf) | 107.92 | 97% | 2013-01-27 |
| 3731. | Jen (jchen1041) | 107.91 | 97% | 2021-04-29 |
| 3732. | Aqua (aquablitz11) | 107.91 | 92% | 2015-02-25 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |